God's Sandwiches

[_silentkid]

I just thought of an idea for a biblically themed sandwich shop. All the sandwiches would be named after characters or events from the Bible. Kind of like Gandolfo's has all those New York themed sandwiches (and a painting of a baseball player who appears to be Don Mattingly wearing a Mets uniform...never got that).

Ideas for sandwich names:

The AbraHam--ham and cheese and assorted veggies
Noah's Ark--two slices of every meat and cheese on the menu
The Johah--either crab or tuna or something seafood related
The Burning Bush--veggie with some kind of hot sauce
The Sodom and Gomorrah--roast beef with extra salt

That's all I can think of right now. Oh, you could also get a 64 ounce cup of your favorite soda, called The Flood. All you great parody writers chip in (runtu, KA, moshka, Schmo and others)...I know you could come up with some good ones.

[_Imwashingmypirate]

David and goliath, cheese, pickled onions and a big chunk of beef. The cheese being David, the beef goliath and the small pickled oinions as the stones.

[_Some Schmo]

The Sodom and Gomorrah--roast beef with extra salt.

That would have to be rump roast, I imagine.

These are great!

Let me take a crack at this:

- The Red Sea - A hot dog drowning in ketchup parted only by a wiener
- The Forbidden Fruit - A fruit plate that appears on the menu but you can't actually order it
- The Job - very expensive meal, but it ends up just being an empty plate
- The Hot Cross Bun - hot beef nailed to the bun with toothpicks
- The Resurrection - reheated three day old meat
- The Virgin Mary - A bloody mary without the vodka (or some fresh fish dish)

[_Doctor Steuss]

The YHWH – Yams, Ham, Wheat Bread, Horseradish

It would basically be a version of the BLT, only with added guilt.

[_Some Schmo]

Or how about:

The Salmon on the Mount - Five whole salmon on a mountain of rice - feeds a multitude
The Tower of Maple - large stack of pancakes
The Lord is my Shepherd's Pie - served with bread and wine
The Good Soymaritan - soy marinated stir fry
The Sugar Cain and Abel - A competant sandwich killed by too much sugar
Solomon's Choice - Baby back ribs cut in half
The Bathsheba - tempting dessert choice

[_Imwashingmypirate]

This is funny.

The lions den, Lion meat in a bun.
The tortured debtor, Put the wrong price on the menu and when someone refuses to pay up a rediculous price, torture them in the back and then make em wash the dishes half cripled.
Plague of the frogs, Frog stew where the frogs are still alive and jump all over the customers.
Massacre of Jerhico. Fizzy drink that is bound to give one hiccups.
The last supper, late night meal with poison in.

Is it just me or have these all become rather violent. I will think of some good ones.

Yahweh's promise, Yam delight.
The covenant, One of those double ice lollies you split and give half to someone else. Because it's a two way thing.
The seduction of lot, for male and lesbian customers only where a lap dancer comes out and spoon feeds them a desert of there choice.
Pharo's dream. Fairy cakes with dream cream on top.
Esau's birthright, lamb soup with hair in.
Replacement stone tablets, For drug abusers only so they can get that stoned effect without actually taking drugs.



I think that will do for now.