Outting EVERYONE

[Guest]

Lately there's been some tension about anonymity and such and who knows what about whom.

I have decided to out a good portion of the posters. I will do this using ouji board to discern who they really are:

Scratch: A 50 year old transgendered truck driver that has published numerous papers on the medicinal benefits of drinking cat urine who holds degrees in Homeopathy, Basket Weaving, Steamship Design, and BDSM.

Daniel Peterson: Has confessed to being an immoral liar and slanderer. Also a hypocritical murderous child pornographer.

Pahoran: The brain of JFK kept in Area 51 and plugged into the Internet.

Julainn: An albino squirrel.

Bond: 15 year old chess genius who can't tie his shoes.

Liz: Bond's mother. Liz also holds a degree in BDSM.

Gazelem: A mutant cat man.

Harmony: Lillith reincarnated.

Polygamy Porter: Renowned Horse fetishist

Mercury: Viking Warrior with skin rash

Some Schmo: A psychic neurologist with the ability to detect other's disorders through the Internet.

Imwashimgmypirate: Invented the Internet.

JAK: A mutated Dr. Sbaitso program.

Shades: Secret Puppetmaster behind the Daughters of the American revolution.

Tsuzuki: Proof sent from God of the Chaos Theory.

Nephi: Ruler of Gehenna and head of the local Tennis club.

Runtu: Has become Death, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!!!!

Ray A: Major in the US Air Force, currently assigned to Stargate Command on SG-6.

Sethbag: MENSA organizer and assistant night manager at local Whataburger.

Doctor Steuss: Inspiration behind Dr. Mario.

Truth Dancer: Alien Plant, works for the Romulans.

Moksha: Nudist, though does encourage the wearing of fig leaves.

Barrelofmonkeys: Male

Mormonmistress: Either an assistant crack whore or a high school guidance counselor....possibly both.

Dartagnan: French.....nothing more need be said.

Inconceivable: Chippendale dancer and local bowling champ.

Asbestosman: Cthulu worshipper.

Jersey Girl: Wonder Woman's secret identity.

William Schryver: Marvin the Paranoid android.

Coggins: Chairman of Gays for God and Hillary Clinton's boytoy.

Guy Sajer: Santa Claus's personal trainer.

LifeonaPlate: Time Traveler.

Nehor: One of the many incarnations of Arnold Rimmer: http://youtube.com/watch?v=YPMLHAWXyrY&feature=related

Silentkid: Hobo who has dedicated his life to the study of taekwondo at the Y so that one day he can avenge his mother/half-sister's murder at the hands of Bolivian terrorists.

Ozemc: Paranoid delusional currently planning to conquer the world, starting with a sneak attack on Antarctica, also sits on the SCMC.

Pokatator: A spud from China who had a bunch of sweat shop kids shove plastic things into his orifices....the less said.....the better.

Charity: Vampire of Clan Toreador and Primogen in Dallas.

Bishop Ric: (a.k.a. Imam Ric, a.k.a. Ricky Bobby Ric, a.k.a. Velvetta Suprise) a 3 time winner of the Mountain Dew Run, a 5K race run in the nude on Christmas Day carrying two cases of Mountain Dew, and an enthusiastic supporter of "No Parachute Parachute Jumping" works selling drugs to children and then eating them (the children, not the drugs.) He also enjoys Green Tea enemas and recently sold his soul to the Devil for 42 million Chilean dollars....that's 43 cents American. (Bond supplied this description)

Who Knows: An existential. He's not even sure he exists.....and we're not sure either. If he does he was the baby on the sides of the Gerber baby food bottles and participates regularly in LARPing and beauty paegants.

Jason Bourne: Star of a trilogy involving possibly the worst and most anticlimactic reveal in history since we realized that World War II was masterminded by the Germans.....just like the last one. He also helps blind people halfway across the street.

Mishmagnet: Spends her time on a secret project to unlock the secrets of the Universe through the art of Feng Shui.

Black Moclips: Commands the good ship Lollypop....a fine ship. When last heard from he was still trying to find the Northwest passage......all he finds is Canada. Understandably this has driven him mad. The Lollypop's favorite song: http://youtube.com/watch?v=4RHVoFpncgA

Roger Morrison: He may not have set the world on fire but unfortunately that is what the U.N. war crimes tribunal concluded. Is currently serving 7 concurrent 99 year sentences making him eligible for parole in 2 years.

Cksalmon: Little is known as he has been spending the last few months swimming up river attempting to spawn unsuccessfully. Also writes dirty limericks.

Calkid: Despite his obvious intentions to fool us, he hails not from California but Lichenstein and is working on a plan to undermine the U.S. from within before the Black Priests of Transylvania use their magics to bring back Stalin.

The Dude: Fonz wannabe. Also a closeted Scientologist believer and a reglar UFO abduction victim.

Blixa: Spends time perfecting mind control techniques. Plans to take over the mind of all tennis players and then win Wimbledon.

???????(next person I missed): A loud rhetorician. He has dedicated his life to the banning of the evil toaster due to it's effects on prostate cancer. Also has a cat named Mittens.

If I missed anyone I can power up the board again.

[_Imwashingmypirate]

Cool I invented the internet. That makes me old and clever. Yay.

[_Ray A]

Ray A: Major in the US Air Force, currently assigned to Stargate Command on SG-6.

'Scuse me!

Ray A: Major General in the US Air Force, currently assigned to Stargate Command on SG-6.

[_Doctor Steuss]

Doctor Streuss: Inspiration behind Dr. Mario.

I'm not sure who Doctor Streuss is, but I bet his butt looks great in a pair of Levis.

[_The Nehor]

Doctor Streuss: Inspiration behind Dr. Mario.

I'm not sure who Doctor Streuss is, but I bet his butt looks great in a pair of Levis.

DOH!!!!!!!!!! Sorry

[_silentkid]

night manager at local Whataburger

LOL! Whataburger...you just brought up some repressed mission memories with that one. Do one for me. Be harsh.

[_Some Schmo]

Some Schmo: A psychic neurologist with the ability to detect other's disorders through the Internet.

Sigh. Well, it was fun to have my secret while it lasted.

[_ozemc]

I'm a super-secret government agent sent to spy on ALL OF YOU!

Bwahahahahahaha!

[_Imwashingmypirate]

I'm a super-secret government agent sent to spy on ALL OF YOU!

Bwahahahahahaha!

And who do you think is watching you?

[_Pokatator]

If I missed anyone I can power up the board again.

Nay, don't bother I'm a Hasbro spud from China.