The Nehor wrote:Bond: 15 year old chess genius who can't tie his shoes.
Malarkey! I'm not a chess genius.
Liz: Bond's mother
She prefers to be called Mistress.
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
BishopRic wrote:Hey, I know I'm new, but don't I get an honorable mention? Many just call me BR...quite close to BS, I suppose!
Bishop Ric: (a.k.a. Imam Ric, a.k.a. Ricky Bobby Ric, a.k.a. Velvetta Suprise) a 3 time winner of the Mountain Dew Run, a 5K race run in the nude on Christmas Day carrying two cases of Mountain Dew, and an enthusiastic supporter of "No Parachute Parachute Jumping" works selling drugs to children and then eating them (the children, not the drugs.) He also enjoys Green Tea enemas and recently sold his soul to the Devil for 42 million Chilean dollars....that's 43 cents American.
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
BishopRic wrote:Hey, I know I'm new, but don't I get an honorable mention? Many just call me BR...quite close to BS, I suppose!
Bishop Ric: (a.k.a. Imam Ric, a.k.a. Ricky Bobby Ric, a.k.a. Velvetta Suprise) a 3 time winner of the Mountain Dew Run, a 5K race run in the nude on Christmas Day carrying two cases of Mountain Dew, and an enthusiastic supporter of "No Parachute Parachute Jumping" works selling drugs to children and then eating them (the children, not the drugs.) He also enjoys Green Tea enemas and recently sold his soul to the Devil for 42 million Chilean dollars....that's 43 cents American.
BishopRic wrote:Hey, I know I'm new, but don't I get an honorable mention? Many just call me BR...quite close to BS, I suppose!
That's ok. I've been here over a year, and nobody knows who i am.
Hey, i'm an accountant, i'm not supposed to have a personality.
WK: "Joseph Smith asserted that the Book of Mormon peoples were the original inhabitants of the americas"
Will Schryver: "No, he didn’t." 3/19/08
Still waiting for Will to back this up...
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics "I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
MishMagnet is a nymphomaniac when in the presence of KimberlyAnn. Rumor has it she's also dead sexy. Of course those wonderful traits are offset by the fact that she moonlights as a werewolf and is part of the human slave trade ring between Iceland and Czechoslovakia.
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07