FARMS wants you to beef of its apologetics...

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While a paycheck is a paycheck, I think we ought to recognize that most of the participants will already be living in or around Provo. So this amounts to a new plasma tv and a year's cable subscription with HBO, Showtime, and Cinemax. Not a bad lifestyle for upcoming apologist hopefuls to set their sites on. $mith would have approved, I'm certain.
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charity wrote:EXPENSES! Not salary. Maxwell Institute has many independent sources of funding, not BYU and not the Church.

Green eyes, I guess, is at the root of your out of whack response.


Hey, income is income. And I would be green with envy, if it didn't mean that I had to make excuses for Joseph Smith to get a measly 3000 bucks.
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Gadianton wrote:While a paycheck is a paycheck, I think we ought to recognize that most of the participants will already be living in or around Provo. So this amounts to a new plasma tv and a year's cable subscription with HBO, Showtime, and Cinemax. Not a bad lifestyle for upcoming apologist hopefuls to set their sites on. $mith would have approved, I'm certain.


Call for references here. Do you know this? I know members of FAIR who live all around the country, and some even out of the US.
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Isn't the paying of expenses kinda the point of a salary?
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CaliforniaKid wrote:Isn't the paying of expenses kinda the point of a salary?


Don't spoil a good pity-party with the facts, Kid. These Mormon apologists are like self-flagellating mendicant friars. They live off of roach turds and sleep in hollow logs. They donate all of their stipends to the Gordon B. Hinckley prophet's hottub fund (PHF for short).
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charity wrote:
Gadianton wrote:While a paycheck is a paycheck, I think we ought to recognize that most of the participants will already be living in or around Provo. So this amounts to a new plasma tv and a year's cable subscription with HBO, Showtime, and Cinemax. Not a bad lifestyle for upcoming apologist hopefuls to set their sites on. $mith would have approved, I'm certain.


Call for references here. Do you know this? I know members of FAIR who live all around the country, and some even out of the US.


When the 12 spots fill up, we'll see. Yes, you know members of FAIR who live all around the country. But, believe me when I say, no one, not even the church is going to cough up 3K for the work of the typical FAIR apologist.
Lou Midgley 08/20/2020: "...meat wad," and "cockroach" are pithy descriptions of human beings used by gemli? They were not fashioned by Professor Peterson.

LM 11/23/2018: one can explain away the soul of human beings...as...a Meat Unit, to use Professor Peterson's clever derogatory description of gemli's ideology.
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Gadianton wrote:When the 12 spots fill up, we'll see. Yes, you know members of FAIR who live all around the country. But, believe me when I say, no one, not even the church is going to cough up 3K for the work of the typical FAIR apologist.


Especially while they're still straining to crap out the latest, half-digested issue of the FARMS Review.
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Could they cut costs by allowing one of the aspiring apologists to crash on DCP's couch?
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Bond...James Bond wrote:Could they cut costs by allowing one of the aspiring apologists to crash on DCP's couch?


The we could spread rumors about how some of them left because they refused his advances!
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$3,000 for six weeks work?

Are they working delivering pizzas on the side to make ends meet?

I'd lose my house at that income level.

This is obviously a simple living expence for while they are there.
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