Scratchie's Claws are coming to town

[_asbestosman]

You'd better watch out, you'd better not lie.
You'd better not flout this ominous guy.
Scratchie's claws are comming to town.

He's making a list and posting it thrice
Gonna rat out the naughtiest vice.
Scratchie's claws are comming to town.

He hears you when you're speaking.
He's knows when you're a fake.
He knows if you've gone mad or should
So be good for goodness' sake!

Oh! You'd better watch out, you'd better not lie.
You'd better not flout this ominous guy.
Scratchie's claws are comming to town!

[_Who Knows]

Nice one.

I've never done one of these. I don't think I'm that creative.

[_Imwashingmypirate]

That is definetly a keeper. It is blinking awesome.

I don't actually think I know what you guys are doing. I am thinking you are making songs up about each other. I don't know anyone enough, except Jersey Girl and JAK maybe but there isn't really that much to say about them. There are people I could do it for but you wouldn't know them.

[_Runtu]

You'd better watch out, you'd better not lie.
You'd better not flout this ominous guy.
Scratchie's claws are comming to town.

He's making a list and posting it thrice
Gonna rat out the naughtiest vice.
Scratchie's claws are comming to town.

He hears you when you're speaking.
He's knows when you're a fake.
He knows if you've gone mad or should
So be good for goodness' sake!

Oh! You'd better watch out, you'd better not lie.
You'd better not flout this ominous guy.
Scratchie's claws are comming to town!

Well done. I like it!

[_Mister Scratch]

Bravo, ABman! You've just climbed up several notches in my Little Black Book. A fine job indeed!

[_asbestosman]

Well done. I like it!

Thanks, I like yours better. And then there's Dr. Shades too. You guys know way too much about the English language. Maybe I should try coding a parody in java or something.

public class Atheism implements Religion
{
public String getProphet() { return "Richard Dawkins";}
public String getHolyBook() {return "Origin of the Species";}
private String enemies[] = {"Intelligent Design", "Republicans", "Christians"};
private String friends[] = {"Satan", "Lucifer", "Beelzebub", "Baal", "Screwtape", "Wormwood", "Cthulhu"};
};

//Just kidding