Maybe the Church is True After All

[_Runtu]

A critic's carol, Coggins style:

At RfM, there's no reason to be afraid.
At MDB we banish love and encourage hate,
And in our world so petty we can sneer at all of you.
Throw some rocks at Joseph Smith at Christmas time!

And mock the prayers, the faith of the stupid ones.
At Christmas time it's hard, when you're poking fun.
There's a Mormon church we're hating
And it's a church we dread and fear.
Our atrocity stories fill our vengeful eyes with tears
And the testimonies that they'll share fill our hearts with misery.
Well, tonight thank God it's them instead of you.

And there won't be cheer on RfM this Christmas.
The greatest gift we'll give this year is spite.
No milk of kindness flows
Our hatred only grows.
Maybe the church is true after all.

Here's to us, we're so smart, let's all get drunk!
Here's to them, we hate them and all that bunk.
But maybe the church is true after all.

Feed the hate.
Let them see our bigotry.
Feed the hate.
Let them share our misery.
Feed the hate.
Show our superiority again.

[_silentkid]

Throw some rocks at Joseph Smith at Christmas time!

Perfect. LOL!