Congratulations to DARTAGNAN for achieving Godhood!

Post by **_Dr. Shades** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:25 pm

Yes, you read it here first: On Wednesday December 12, 2007 at 8:11 a.m. Mountain Standard Time, the one and only DARTAGNAN, lightning rod of controversy extraordinaire, worked out his salvation and was crowned with his mantle of exaltation, yea, even godhood!

If you really want to get technical, he probably achieved it earlier if you count all the posts he made under his old "Kevin Graham" moniker.

If anyone has anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy to say about Dartagnan, now is the time and this is the place to do so.

SPEECH! SPEECH!

_Yoda · Post by **_Yoda** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:32 pm

Congrats, Kevin!

Love your posts!

:)

You have been a good friend to me and were very supportive during a hard time when things went crazy on FAIR/MAD.

Glad you're here!

:)

Party in the Goddess suite!

LOL

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:03 pm

Congradulations. So tell us, do you really have polygamous wives when you make it to Godhood? XD Just kidding, well done.

Pirate.

_Yoda · Post by **_Yoda** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:07 pm

Imwashingmypirate wrote:Congradulations. So tell us, do you really have polygamous wives when you make it to Godhood? XD Just kidding, well done.

Pirate.

In Shady Acres, the women who reach Godhood receive unlimited boy toys. A good time is had by all.

;)

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:13 pm

LOL. Are you married to gods as well. You could be a webagamist.

:)

Pirate.

Post by **_ozemc** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:16 pm

Imwashingmypirate wrote:LOL. Are you married to gods as well. You could be a webagamist.

:)

Pirate.

Many gods married to many goddesses?

Sounds like a celestial orgy!

Anyway, congrats D'Artagnan.

Post by **_dartagnan** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:38 pm

I'm speechless

Post by **_silentkid** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:42 pm

Congrats! Keep up the great Book of Abraham posts.

Post by **_Dr. Shades** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:53 pm

Here's something nice about dartagnan:

His ability to quickly master whatever topic interests him is truly extraordinary. He not only knows the Book of Abraham issues inside, outside, and upside-down, but he also is extremely conversant about all things Islam.

The fact that he can go head-to-head with and prevail against those with Ph.D.s in either relevant field is truly remarkable.

Post by **_dartagnan** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:10 pm

The fact that he can go head-to-head with and prevail against those with Ph.D.s in either relevant field is truly remarkable.

Well, to be fair, I do have an advantage in the debates you're alluding to.

I'm arguing from a position of truth whereas my opponents are acting as apologists. Nothing I have said couldn't be learned in a week by frequenting a library during lunch time. Anyone can do it - even charity. I look up the facts and compare them to what these guys say, and draw my own conclusions and share my findings. It pisses them off greatly.

I know I have the facts on my side, which is really the only reason why I appear to prevail. I'm not a particularly smart guy.

Just ask them. I get an earful from Dan about how I can't read Arabic, from Gee about how I can't read Egyptian and Bokovoy about how I can't read Hebrew. I say these are just diversionary tactics. They have spent many hard years obtaining their formal educations, and they insist it should count for something. So they keep throwing their resumes on the table.

It means nothing. At least, not on the topics I argue.