questions for Joseph Smith when he shows up at the temple

_Yoda · Post by **_Yoda** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:04 pm

harmony wrote:I would simply ask him to justify canonizing his lies.

That would be an interesting discussion.

;)

Post by **_Abinadi's Fire** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:35 pm

I had what I once thought was Joseph Smith in a vision.

Post by **_The Nehor** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:31 pm

Pokatator wrote:Moot musings, kind of fun but I think he is were ever he is and ain't going to appear anywhere. At this point he is about as real as Moroni.

I completely agree. ;)

Post by **_personage** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:18 pm

1. Why did you not just use the word tapir in the first place?
2.Is Nehor really Hammer?
3.Is Keith Richards one of the three Nephites?

_Belial · Post by **_Belial** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:23 pm

personage wrote:1. Why did you not just use the word tapir in the first place?
2.Is Nehor really Hammer?
3.Is Keith Richards one of the three Nephites?

Nehor is not Hammer.

Post by **_ozemc** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:23 pm

personage wrote:1. Why did you not just use the word tapir in the first place?
2.Is Nehor really Hammer?
3.Is Keith Richards one of the three Nephites?

No, Keith Richards is a pirate. :-)

Post by **_moksha** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:05 am

personage wrote:1. Why did you not just use the word tapir in the first place?
2.Is Nehor really Hammer?
3.Is Keith Richards one of the three Nephites?

Not just any tapir, they were Megatherium Tapirnephitius

Post by **_Jason Bourne** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:11 am

Runtu wrote:
MishMagnet wrote:The Mormon church HAS provided historical evidence in rebuttal to the RLDS church and Emma Smith's denial that Joseph Smith practiced polygamy. Sworn affidavits that sex took place in 13 cases. I find it ironic that the earlier church went to such great pains to prove it did happen and the modern church is taking such great pains to do the opposite.

Yep. Our friend Hammer went so far as to say that the women who swore affidavits were lying. Unbelievable.

I have zero fear of Joseph Smith grilling me after my death. I've been a faithful wife, I haven't stolen my followers money, I haven't lived in a 'mansion' while my followers lived in cabins, I haven't been brought to court for fraud, I have good credit, I pay my debts, I have no criminal record and live a pretty boring suburban life. Bring it on, man, bring it on.

I'm not worried about it either. If there is a God, and I hope there is, I'll tell him with a clear conscience that I followed the truth the best I could. Coggins can hurl everything he wants at me, but my conscience is clear.

One wonders if Coggins and Hammer are related.

Does Coggins really think that Joseph Smith did not consummate at least some of these marriages? Brigham certainly did. Did BY mess up on this?

Post by **_personage** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:47 pm

It just occurred to me that if J.S. were to show up somewhere Chris Hansen would be the one asking questions.

Post by **_ozemc** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:05 pm

thestyleguy wrote:
The Nehor wrote:
Dr. Shades wrote:
The Nehor wrote:I'd ask to shake his hand. After that, I'd see if he had anything to say.

I thought you'd already met him.

That was somebody else Shades.

I had a dream that I met him a few months ago. It's in my blog - along with other stuff.

But I would ask him who is going to win the next super bowl.

The Patriots.