A Challenge To Mormons

[_charity]

If your friend doesn't have the millkcheezydick priesthood, then it doesn't count. Also, your friend has to be a card carrying Mormon Cult member who has paid a 100% tithe over the last year.

Tithing is 10% I guess you really did not know much about the Church when you were a member. Or maybe you have already been cursed with a forgetful mind?

[_Mister Scratch]

Unless God wants me to curse you I can't. For someone who was in the Church and was a 'Good Mormon' (your words) you don't seem to understand how it works. Believe it or not, childish ranting and insults on a message board do not strike me as something for which to seek divine vengeance. Call me tolerant.

If you want to be cursed, remember what the Missionaries taught. Go to the source.

Ah of course, "childish ranting and insults" are something you have never done, mr. "one line zingers, hit and run" Nehor.

You're avoiding the whole deal.

Just admit you have no power to Curse. You're laying the blame on your God saying its His responsibility.

Ok, Nehor is out, obviously unable to perform his penishood duties.

Hence my descriptor of him as "nebbish."

[_Infymus]

If your friend doesn't have the millkcheezydick priesthood, then it doesn't count. Also, your friend has to be a card carrying Mormon Cult member who has paid a 100% tithe over the last year.

Tithing is 10% I guess you really did not know much about the Church when you were a member. Or maybe you have already been cursed with a forgetful mind?

Ah yes, again with the crappy member thing again. You can't pay a 10% tithe over the course of a year, you either paid 100% of what you owed or you loose your card.

Where is my sammich?

[_Infymus]

Dang, my lemonade today at lunch turned out to be diet instead of regular.

Damn Mormon curses!

[_Yoda]

Where is my sammich?

You're not a worthy priesthood holder, so we aren't "required" to serve you.

You'll have to make your own.

;)

[_Infymus]

Where is my sammich?

You're not a worthy priesthood holder, so we aren't "required" to serve you.

You'll have to make your own.

;)

Does "Worthy Priesthood Holder" really come to play in Mormonism for women to be subservient to the male? In Mormonism, it doesn't matter if I'm worthy or not - I'm male and you're female - therefore, make me a sammich. Get back to your 2nd class status and stop talking when the men are speaking.

[_bcspace]

Shake the dust off your feet and curse me. Use your penishood powers to lay a curse at my feet. Comon, use your God given powers that have gone from Joseph Smith all the way down to use – to curse me. I give you the Korihor challenge. Strike me down, cast me out, and make me suffer! Make me mute or deaf, make it so I fall down and get trod upon. Suffer me to an ignominious death!

Take off your shoes and wash your feet! Lay a curse at my doorstep!

When are you going to use your real powers?

You sure?

While tracting, we walked up to a doorstep and before we could get to the bell this guy comes rushing out screaming obscenities about Mormons. So we just turned around and walked away. However, that morning, we had studied the New Testament section where Christ tells his disciples to do as you described. So as we approached the gate to the yard, we looked at each other, bent over to hands about knee high, made some dusting motions, said "Naw, better not.", straightened up and went on our way.

As we tracted back up the other side of the street, an ambulance pulls up lights flashing, and as we watch, this same dude is wheeled out and one of the EMTs is pounding on his chest.......

[_Infymus]

You sure?

While tracting, we walked up to a doorstep and before we could get to the bell this guy comes rushing out screaming obscenities about Mormons. So we just turned around and walked away. However, that morning, we had studied the New Testament section where Christ tells his disciples to do as you described. So as we approached the gate to the yard, we looked at each other, bent over to hands about knee high, made some dusting motions, said "Naw, better not.", straightened up and went on our way.

As we tracted back up the other side of the street, an ambulance pulls up lights flashing, and as we watch, this same dude is wheeled out and one of the EMTs is pounding on his chest.......

Yep. Absolutely sure. Of course since you didn't finish the ritual, you can't take the credit.

[_asbestosman]

I refuse to curse you until you've finished your remake of Tunnels of Doom.

[_Some Schmo]

You sure?

While tracting, we walked up to a doorstep and before we could get to the bell this guy comes rushing out screaming obscenities about Mormons. So we just turned around and walked away. However, that morning, we had studied the New Testament section where Christ tells his disciples to do as you described. So as we approached the gate to the yard, we looked at each other, bent over to hands about knee high, made some dusting motions, said "Naw, better not.", straightened up and went on our way.

As we tracted back up the other side of the street, an ambulance pulls up lights flashing, and as we watch, this same dude is wheeled out and one of the EMTs is pounding on his chest.......

This story illustrates well how Mormonism is dangerous to people's health and causes real harm. The mere sight of missionaries can cause cardiac arrest.