A Challenge To Mormons

Post by **_bcspace** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:20 am

I'm ugly too! An ugly feminist!

All feminists are ugly. It's really no different than a girl with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth.

_Ray A · Post by **_Ray A** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:35 am

Moniker wrote:
Anyway, gotta say I had NO idea that LDS believed they could curse people.

That's not all they do. DCP once admitted that he goes around strangling neighbourhood kittens in the night. And I'm sure, at this very moment, he's laying curses on the Egyptian people.

Post by **_Moniker** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:37 am

Ray A wrote:
Moniker wrote:
Anyway, gotta say I had NO idea that LDS believed they could curse people.

That's not all they do. DCP once admitted that he goes around strangling neighbourhood kittens in the night. And I'm sure, at this very moment, he's laying curses on the Egyptian people.

I thought he ate puppies with his cornflakes?

Post by **_Moniker** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:41 am

bcspace wrote:
I'm ugly too! An ugly feminist!

All feminists are ugly. It's really no different than a girl with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth.

Well, I'm no longer a smoker... so I hope to be as pretty as all good non-feminist "girls" are some day...

*will make a concerted effort to flutter lashes and make all statements with a slight questioning tone so as to be more submissive*

Funny thing 'bout being an 'ugly feminist', though. NEVER had ANY man, that's had the pleasure of my company, say he can't wait for me to be more perfect in heaven.

;)

_Ray A · Post by **_Ray A** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:42 am

Moniker wrote:I thought he ate puppies with his cornflakes?

Perhaps he did. It wouldn't surprise me, knowing how evil he is. I think he also gave Charles Manson a few briefs.

Post by **_Moniker** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:44 am

Ray A wrote:
Moniker wrote:I thought he ate puppies with his cornflakes?

Perhaps he did. It wouldn't surprise me, knowing how evil he is. I think he also gave Charles Manson a few briefs.

I heard (and if it's not been in the rumor mill let's go ahead and start the smear campaign now) that he has 666 branded on his tushee!

_Ray A · Post by **_Ray A** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:49 am

Moniker wrote:I heard (and if it's not been in the rumor mill let's go ahead and start the smear campaign now) that he has 666 branded on his tushee!

Scratch will no doubt get on to this! The rumour I have is that he's doing secret deals with Osama bin Laden, and his current Egyptian tour is not to Egypt at all. He's meeting with Osama, and, of course, speaking in fluent Arabic (which totally charms Osama).

_Ray A · Post by **_Ray A** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:58 am

I'm doing this post because this thread has had 666 views. This will make it 667, and absolve me from charges of being the Anti-Christ.

Post by **_bcspace** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:59 am

*will make a concerted effort to flutter lashes and make all statements with a slight questioning tone so as to be more submissive*

Why?

NEVER had ANY man

I think I can agree with that. ;)

Post by **_Moniker** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:09 am

bcspace wrote:
*will make a concerted effort to flutter lashes and make all statements with a slight questioning tone so as to be more submissive*

Why?

NEVER had ANY man

I think I can agree with that. ;)

You're right. Shoot. Sucks being ugly and not attracting men... too bad for me.

Soooo sad. :(