"No Sex Allowed!" A new theme song, Single Mormons

Post by **_KimberlyAnn** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:08 pm

My daughters called me to the television last night to show me this nut job on American Idol sining a song he wrote himself called "No Sex Allowed".

I got a badly needed laugh out of it. It made me think of a Mormon Singles Ward for some reason...

Here's Milo Turk and his virtuous song:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ztbsZRuxbeQ&feature=related

KA

PS - I give up trying to get the title to fit in the subject line! Argh!

Post by **_Runtu** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:09 pm

KimberlyAnn wrote:My daughters called me to the television last night to show me this nut job on American Idol sining a song he wrote himself called "No Sex Allowed".

I got a badly needed laugh out of it. It made me think of Mormon singles for some reason...

Here's Milo Turk and his virtuous song:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ztbsZRuxbeQ&feature=related

KA

I saw that. Truly awful.

Post by **_skippy the dead** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:19 pm

Runtu wrote:
KimberlyAnn wrote:My daughters called me to the television last night to show me this nut job on American Idol sining a song he wrote himself called "No Sex Allowed".

I got a badly needed laugh out of it. It made me think of Mormon singles for some reason...

Here's Milo Turk and his virtuous song:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ztbsZRuxbeQ&feature=related

KA

I saw that. Truly awful.

And truly funny.

Post by **_Who Knows** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:26 pm

Did anyone see the very last girl on the show?

"I've never seen an R-rated movie"

Anyone else get the impression she was Mormon?

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:28 pm

I didn't really find it all that funny. I just thought, Gosh that guy must be desperate!!! Or maybe girls just aren't interested in him. I suppose in a sick way it might be somewhat humerous.

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:29 pm

Who Knows wrote:Did anyone see the very last girl on the show?

"I've never seen an R-rated movie"

Anyone else get the impression she was Mormon?

Could you provide a link?

Post by **_Runtu** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:30 pm

Who Knows wrote:Did anyone see the very last girl on the show?

"I've never seen an R-rated movie"

Anyone else get the impression she was Mormon?

She said that she was from Mesa, Arizona, had never seen an R-rated movie, had never smoked or had alcohol. My kids said, "She has to be a Mormon."

Post by **_Doctor Steuss** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:33 pm

Sweet. I love dudes with porn-staches and leopard skin.

Doctor Steuss
PhD in Copulatory Abnegation

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:34 pm

Dr Stuess. Do you have a Phd in everything?

Post by **_Who Knows** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:34 pm

Imwashingmypirate wrote:
Who Knows wrote:Did anyone see the very last girl on the show?

"I've never seen an R-rated movie"

Anyone else get the impression she was Mormon?

Could you provide a link?

Sorry, don't have one.

Simon was funny - "I'll bring you over to the dark side". And she said something like "You can try". lol.

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