Runtu wrote:Heh. It never occurred to me that anyone would think it was a parody.
That's because you're familiar with Utah Mormon culture. I think most people not steeped in this culture could conceivably read your OP and think it was obviously something from The Onion, or some other parody, because it's just too stupid.
Some Mormons have fixated entirely too much on the badness of the human form, and are so prudish that it's beyond silly.
I have a sister who's so prudish that I can't even safely by
rated G movies for her family as gifts because there have been
rated G movies she thought were too inappropriate to be seen by her kids.
I think these BYU students need to be distracted away from the Gold's Gym "controversy" (it's a controversy only in a small group of peoples' small minds) and get them to focus elsewhere.
I know, how about tell Nicole Braden and the others that BYU art students sometimes go to art studios down in Springville and learn to draw the human figure with the aid of live, nude models?
Barring that, we could always try to stir up indignation again that the Indian guy statue by the Lee Library is wearing a loincloth in contravention of the BYU dress code.
Barring that, we could start spreading rumors that tennis rackets have been seen in the windows of certain women's dorm rooms...
I find it highly ironic that such folks find something sinful about aerobics classes but have no problem with a prophet who promises exaltation in exchange for a teenage girl.
It's not that ironic. Most TBMs, that I've seen anyhow, become extremely uncomfortable when told for the first time that Joseph Smith was "marrying" and having sex with dozens of other women behind Emma's back. Then the rationalization kicks in, or else the mental sweeping of it all under the rug kicks in, or else the denial of it as anti-mormon lies kick in. But no, I don't think most TBMs would be comfortable with what Joseph Smith did at all. That's a big part of why most of them still don't know it.
Mormonism ceased being a compelling topic for me when I finally came to terms with its transformation from a personality cult into a combination of a real estate company, a SuperPac, and Westboro Baptist Church. - Kishkumen