FLDS are the only true Mormons

Post by **_dooosh** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:56 am

I have discovered in my studies, that the FLDS are the true Mormons.

The Woodruff sect are apostates.

Once I realized this, it came to me, that I had been raised in the false religion of a weird religion.

I want nothing to do with the true Mormons and being raised a false Mormon was a waste of time.

I know the Woodruff Mormons will say I am wrong about the FLDS.

Show me where they went wrong.

We already know where the Woodruff sect went wrong... by following Woodruff.

Post by **_The Nehor** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:57 am

The originator of this post confessed that he is high tonight in chat. Everyone have fun.

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:59 am

You ought to open your mind. Allow for any possibilities. Life is far more complex than sticking to one denonination/cult would allow for.

Post by **_dooosh** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:00 am

The Nehor wrote:The originator of this post confessed that he is high tonight in chat. Everyone have fun.

Really?

Now you are lying, just like Woodruff did.

Stick to the subject or shut your face.

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:01 am

Yep I saw that. He was on something called "pot". Also he was not speaking coherently, far worse than my self and that says something.

Post by **_dooosh** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:11 am

Imwashingmypirate wrote:Yep I saw that. He was on something called "pot". Also he was not speaking coherently, far worse than my self and that says something.

You dipwads.

I said I was making pot shots and coggins took it that I was doing marijuana shots.

Typical.

Post by **_The Nehor** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:12 am

Mr. Douche, what you've been saying is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent mutterings were you even close to anything that could be
considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Post by **_dooosh** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:14 am

The Nehor wrote:Mr. Douche, what you've been saying is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent mutterings were you even close to anything that could be
considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

God is laughing his eternal ass off at you.

You wasted your life on the false religion of a false religion!

You are dumb ass squared.

Post by **_The Nehor** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:15 am

dooosh wrote:
The Nehor wrote:Mr. Douche, what you've been saying is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent mutterings were you even close to anything that could be
considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
God is laughing his eternal ass off at you.

You wasted your life on the false religion of a false religion!

You are dumb ass squared.

A swing and a miss.

Note: This probably belongs in the Telestial.

Post by **_dooosh** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:02 am

The Nehor wrote:
dooosh wrote:
The Nehor wrote:Mr. Douche, what you've been saying is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent mutterings were you even close to anything that could be
considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
God is laughing his eternal ass off at you.

You wasted your life on the false religion of a false religion!

You are dumb ass squared.

A swing and a miss.

Note: This probably belongs in the Telestial.

So tell us Nehor where the FLDS went wrong.