I'm glad I live in Utah

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_Scottie
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I'm glad I live in Utah

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Layton Woman Finds Worm in Green Beans

This was the TOP news story last night. They even had teasers about it.

It's really quite nice to live in a state where this is the most exciting thing that happens.
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Hey, don't worry. You've got that one about the boy raping a dog too.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,324069,00.html
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Re: I'm glad I live in Utah

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Better than finding a Rats head I guess



Lehi Woman Finds Rodent's Head in Green Beans
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When I was teenager I was once drinking a coke which tasted funny. I drank about a quarter of it and decided there had to be something wrong. I checked out the bottle and saw something lurking at the bottom. It was a cigarette butt. Didn't have any side effects. A friend of mine was once eating a bun when I saw something brownish, which he was about to chew into and I yelled at him to stop. Upon further examination we saw it was a cockroach baked into the bun.

Scares the hell out of me to think what I've eaten in the past and still don't know. Maybe better not to know.
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There is only one fitting comment for this entire topic.

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When I was teenager I was once drinking a coke which tasted funny.


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Post by _moksha »

bcspace wrote:
When I was teenager I was once drinking a coke which tasted funny.


Me Chinese. Me play joke.....


???

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Hey, don't worry. You've got that one about the boy raping a dog too.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,324069,00.html


Talk about screwing the pooch!!!
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Re: I'm glad I live in Utah

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Scottie wrote:Layton Woman Finds Worm in Green Beans

This was the TOP news story last night. They even had teasers about it.

It's really quite nice to live in a state where this is the most exciting thing that happens.


Dude,
Don't you have anything better to do in Utah?
Look up a little,, what you see? Majestic elevation Wasatch range...You can hike summer as well as in winter (with snowshoes).
If that is not good enough, go south see endless surreal canyons in Southwest.
And you are talking about worms?
Get away from civilization, as far as you can, if you want to see real Utah.

Utah is not an ordinary place.
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Re: I'm glad I live in Utah

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solomarineris wrote:Dude,
Don't you have anything better to do in Utah?
Look up a little,, what you see? Majestic elevation Wasatch range...You can hike summer as well as in winter (with snowshoes).
If that is not good enough, go south see endless surreal canyons in Southwest.
And you are talking about worms?
Get away from civilization, as far as you can, if you want to see real Utah.

Utah is not an ordinary place.


Couldn't have said it better myself.
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_Ray A

Re: I'm glad I live in Utah

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solomarineris wrote:Dude,
Don't you have anything better to do in Utah?
Look up a little,, what you see? Majestic elevation Wasatch range...You can hike summer as well as in winter (with snowshoes).
If that is not good enough, go south see endless surreal canyons in Southwest.
And you are talking about worms?
Get away from civilization, as far as you can, if you want to see real Utah.

Utah is not an ordinary place.


You can do that anytime. How often do you get to see a wiggly in a can of green beans? :)
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