I'm glad I live in Utah

[_solomarineris]

Dude,
Don't you have anything better to do in Utah?
Look up a little,, what you see? Majestic elevation Wasatch range...You can hike summer as well as in winter (with snowshoes).
If that is not good enough, go south see endless surreal canyons in Southwest.
And you are talking about worms?
Get away from civilization, as far as you can, if you want to see real Utah.

Utah is not an ordinary place.

You can do that anytime. How often do you get to see a wiggly in a can of green beans? :)

Duude....
Did you ever drive a dirt road in Utah ,,,,say White Rim.....Your mouth would go completely dry and you started praying,,,,"God let me autta here, I will never beee baack...
Have ya?
That is Utah I know of. I worship every sand grains of that hollowed Ground.
I spent my life in that hardship.

[_Ray A]

Duude....
Did you ever drive a dirt road in Utah ,,,,say White Rim.....Your mouth would go completely dry and you started praying,,,,"God let me autta here, I will never beee baack...
Have ya?
That is Utah I know of. I worship every sand grains of that hollowed Ground.
I spent my life in that hardship.

Never been to Utah. New York, Connecticut, Miami and Los Angeles, yes. All concrete jungle. I worship beaches, sand, and surf. Ever walk along a beach at dawn or sunset?

[_Moniker]

I need to get to Utah. I had never intended to go before reading about the Spiral Jetty in Blixa's blog. It's on my list.

I've eaten stuff in Japan that would probably make most folks stomach heave. I don't like bugs in my food though -- that's crossing the line, for me.

[_Scottie]

Layton Woman Finds Worm in Green Beans

This was the TOP news story last night. They even had teasers about it.

It's really quite nice to live in a state where this is the most exciting thing that happens.

Dude,
Don't you have anything better to do in Utah?
Look up a little,, what you see? Majestic elevation Wasatch range...You can hike summer as well as in winter (with snowshoes).
If that is not good enough, go south see endless surreal canyons in Southwest.
And you are talking about worms?
Get away from civilization, as far as you can, if you want to see real Utah.

Utah is not an ordinary place.

I'm not sure if this was to me or the news report??

But...are you suggesting that I should go see the majestic beauty of Utah every single day of my life, and that if I don't, I'm wasting my time???

I've seen MUCH of Utah. I spend a week up in the High Uintahs every summer. It's awesome!!

But, I'm certainly not going to feel bad if I'm not on the outskirts of civilization every day "taking it in".

[_Boaz & Lidia]

Layton Woman Finds Worm in Green Beans

Better than finding a Rats head I guess



Lehi Woman Finds Rodent's Head in Green Beans

The best part of the rat-n-beans story was that Wally World and the bean canning company said the beans get cooked and sterilized so much that YOU COULD HAVE EATEN THE HEAD and still been alright.

I bet this can of beans had it coming.. The beans were planted, picked, harvested, canned, shipped, stocked, sold, and probably cooked on Sunday, in Utah no less!

[_Dr. Shades]

Hey, don't worry. You've got that one about the boy raping a dog too.

Don't judge. For all we know, it might've been one hell of a good-looking dog.

[_Ray A]

Don't judge. For all we know, it might've been one hell of a good-looking dog.

Which reminds me of the day I took a real fancy to a "chic" in another car, with "long blonde hair". Upon closer examination it turned out to be an Afgan dog.

Hope I haven't offended anyone....:)

[_Dr. Shades]

Which reminds me of the day I took a real fancy to a "chic" in another car, with "long blonde hair". Upon closer examination it turned out to be an Afgan dog.

ROTFLMFAO!!

Ray, you need to PRAY that someone doesn't make that into his/her signature line!

[_Ray A]

ROTFLMFAO!!

Ray, you need to PRAY that someone doesn't make that into his/her signature line!

It did look very sexy from the back. LOL.

[_Boaz & Lidia]

Hey, don't worry. You've got that one about the boy raping a dog too.

Don't judge. For all we know, it might've been one hell of a good-looking dog.

Huh, I guess my old saying needs to be updated to accomodate the horny Mormon boys in utah.

Was: "Animals fall into one of two categories, cute or tasty"

Now: "Animals fall into one of three categories, cute, tasty, or SEXY!"

This poor Mormon boy was just looking for a release that was not forbidden by his bishop.
Masturbation? NO WAY
Sex with neighbor girl? UH UH, NOPE!
Hope for a wet dream? Takes too long!
Sex with the dog was his last choice.

As for the charge of "molesting", the boys lawyer said it was only foreplay.

"These crimes are getting more and more common. And it’s very disturbing," she said.

I guess Davis county bishops will need to add one more question when interviewing the young boys:
"Do you have sex with dogs?"