What's wrong with Wade!?!

Post by **_Ren** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:29 pm

wenglund wrote:Either way, through your act of transcenant kindness and uncommon insight, I am made, by contrast, to look all the more like a presumptuous and heartless fool, thereby satisfying the intent of the thread. My compliments to you. LOL

Thank you!
Not only is this thread genius, but it's great fun too.

...oops - was that another compliment? Eeek

Post by **_wenglund** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:39 pm

RenegadeOfPhunk wrote:
wenglund wrote:Either way, through your act of transcenant kindness and uncommon insight, I am made, by contrast, to look all the more like a presumptuous and heartless fool, thereby satisfying the intent of the thread. My compliments to you. LOL

Thank you!
Not only is this thread genius, but it's great fun too.

...oops - was that another compliment? Eeek

I agree...but let's not spoil it for the others who take this matter quite seriously (sorry...the very thought of it being taken seriously makes me break out in uncontrolled laughter--which, of course, reflects poorly on me, and is clear indication of my depraved sense of propriety and disrespeful humor, which again, thankfully, brings things back on-topic).

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:41 pm

The things that are wrong with Wade go beyond mere words. They are intuitive. They are many. They are eternal. ;)

Post by **_Doctor Steuss** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:43 pm

You smell like bologna and wet dog and are the quintessential effigy of an obfuscating odiferous orifice.

(How'd I do?)

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Bond...James Bond wrote:The things that are wrong with Wade go beyond mere words. They are intuitive. They are many. They are eternal. ;)

They are Legion.

Post by **_Ren** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:46 pm

The Doc wrote:How'd I do

How would you know? I appreciate the effort and style you put into that insult, but I don't think you're allowed to literally pull things out of your a***.

Here - I've got a really bad one. Honestly, I think this one may be a little below the belt. But - hey, it's Wade's thread - so I'll oblige him...

Wade is a Mormon! Not only that, but he actually believes in the stuff!!
Can you imagine?!

Post by **_Some Schmo** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:52 pm

RenegadeOfPhunk wrote: Wade is a Mormon! Not only that, but he actually believes in the stuff!!
Can you imagine?!

Dude... that was below the belt.

Post by **_Doctor Steuss** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:53 pm

RenegadeOfMonkeyFights wrote:I don't think you're allowed to literally pull things out of your a***.

Was this pun intentional? If so... brilliant.

Wade is a Mormon! Not only that, but he actually believes in the stuff!!
Can you imagine?!

*Gasp!* Wade, say it ain't so...

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:55 pm

Doctor Steuss wrote:You smell like bologna and wet dog and are the quintessential effigy of an obfuscating odiferous orifice.

(How'd I do?)

Lame. If you're going to go the smell route you have to mention fecal matter. To paraphrase some decent smelly insults from Anchorman:

Wade smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.

Wade smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food.

Post by **_Ren** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:58 pm

The Doc wrote:Was this pun intentional? If so... brilliant.

Na- only realised it afterwards. But it was brilliant wasn't it?
by the way - sorry that I haven't mentioned as of yet that I have considered your contributions to this thread to have been of the highest quality. I was being held back by my continuing jealousy of your ability to mouth 'I love you' to women across pool tables and end up on dates with them.

But anyway - back to Wade...

"Trapped By Mormons" huh. Looks cool
...does it have a scene where the lead character kayaks his way to safety shouting "Finally - I'm free! Freee!"

Post by **_Doctor Steuss** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:17 pm

Bond...James Bond wrote:
Doctor Steuss wrote:You smell like bologna and wet dog and are the quintessential effigy of an obfuscating odiferous orifice.

(How'd I do?)

Lame. If you're going to go the smell route you have to mention fecal matter. To paraphrase some decent smelly insults from Anchorman:

Wade smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.

Wade smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food.

How about, Wade smells like cat poo on a hibachi?

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*Cracks knuckles*

Wade, I think you’re a qualling, unmuzzled, tottering, dankish, fen-sucked, pumpion full of ruttish onion-eyed ratsbane. I believe I would rather associate with a cullionly, rampallian popinjay than the likes of you.

I hope you will accidentally insult Goliath, thou sulphurous nonentity! Take heed, O thou armpit of Satan, for you will be kicked by an incontinent camel!

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Ren,
If it makes you feel better, that girl and I haven’t spoken for quite a while (after I dated her roommate…).