What's wrong with Wade!?!

Post by **_Ren** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:18 pm

Doctor Steuss wrote:If it makes you feel better, that girl and I haven’t spoken for quite a while (after I dated her roommate…).

*stony glare*

Post by **_wenglund** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:20 pm

I am pleased to see the thread devolving to potty humor.

But, then, my taking pleasure in such things is to be expect given my legendary subteranean nature. I have to crawl up to get into the gutter with you all.

Anyway, I appreciate all the recent low blows (particularly the one about "Mormons"). You (Bond, Steuss, and Ren) may not be pulling them out of your a**, but they sure are a kick in mine.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:21 pm

Doctor Steuss wrote:*Cracks knuckles*

Wade, I think you’re a qualling, unmuzzled, tottering, dankish, fen-sucked, pumpion full of ruttish onion-eyed ratsbane. I believe I would rather associate with a cullionly, rampallian popinjay than the likes of you.

I hope you will accidentally insult Goliath, thou sulphurous nonentity! Take heed, O thou armpit of Satan, for you will be kicked by an incontinent camel!

Oooohhh. I'm sorry. Not in the form of a question.

[/Alex Trebek voice]

Post by **_Ren** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:24 pm

Wade,

Thanks for the encouragement. I think we can do better (as you rightfully elude to) - but I hope that keeps you ticking over for now...

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:28 pm

Alright I'm going to try really hard this time...

Wade was rejected by the French!

Post by **_beastie** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:28 pm

Also, you do tend to word things in a way that you have to know will insult people, and then seem surprised when they are actually offended, claiming that you only wanted to help them.

This is the best summary of what is wrong with the internet wade. I mean, for heaven's sake, are you really that clueless as to think you can create a website called SAD, dedicated to helping "heal" homosexuality, and compare homosexuality to pedophilia, bestiality, and necrophilia, and NOT expect people to get offended?

If really do not realize how often you insult people, couched in your claim to want to help, then you really are socially clueless, at least on the internet.

And amen to trinity's observation. You seem to thrive on internet drama and attention.

But, hey, if it brings you pleasure and enjoyment in life, then go for it.

Post by **_The Nehor** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:35 pm

Bond...James Bond wrote:Alright I'm going to try really hard this time...

Wade was rejected by the French!

The only way I know to top that is with French Canadians. ;)

Post by **_wenglund** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:46 pm

Sadly, I must leave off taking any more beatings for the next several hours. I been asked to help a friend get her computer connected to the net.

Now, lest you think well of me for that presumed charitable act, please know that she is one of the truely innocent and precious members of my faith, and I am connecting her to a medium wrought with countless dangers (queue up the scene from Lord of the Rings where Gollum is leading Frodo into Shelobs lair).

But, when I return, I expect to be drowned in a deluge of Wade profanations--the kind that is healing to both heart and mind. Don't disappoint me!

P.S. I don't know about anyone else, but this form of "venting" has proven to be chicken soup for my soul. Perhaps I need to re-think whether "recovery" can come from such. ;-)

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

Post by **_Ren** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:52 pm

wenglund wrote:Now, lest you think well of me for that presumed charitable act, please know that she is one of the truly innocent and precious members of my faith, and I am connecting her to a medium wrought with countless dangers (queue up the scene from Lord of the Rings where Gollum is leading Frodo into Shelobs lair).

I think I know what this means...

...you're going to make MADB her homepage! You're going to send her to your preeeesscccccioouussssss every time she logs on. Aren't you!
...admit it you cold-hearted fiend...

Post by **_moksha** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:16 pm

wenglund wrote: Now, lest you think well of me for that presumed charitable act, please know that she is one of the truly innocent and precious members of my faith, and I am connecting her to a medium wrought with countless dangers (queue up the scene from Lord of the Rings where Gollum is leading Frodo into Shelobs lair).
Thanks, -Wade Englund-

Also, I hope you did not make a link in her favorites to MAD, so that innocent Precious can escape her sting.