Top Ten Things Wade Can Do Next

[_Runtu]

10. Wear an electric shock collar so that exmos can share their pain with him.
9. Write another post for us to willfully misinterpret.
8. Explain to charity that her feelings against exmos are a manifestation of her unwillingness to deal with loss in a healthy and introspective way.
7. Offer to work with Britney Spears to find a workable solution to her problems through cognitive behavioral therapy.
6. Get a burrito without scrambled eggs.
5. Guess who on this board has same-sex attraction issues.
4. Have Nehor introduce him to Joseph Smith.
3. Develop a new aversion therapy involving Toto CDs and Y Sparkle.
2. Admit that he is really Mister Scratch in disguise.
1. Shock everyone by posting something NOT about himself.

Love ya, Wade! :)

[_the road to hana]

10. Wear an electric shock collar so that exmos can share their pain with him.
9. Write another post for us to willfully misinterpret.
8. Explain to charity that her feelings against exmos are a manifestation of her unwillingness to deal with loss in a healthy and introspective way.
7. Offer to work with Britney Spears to find a workable solution to her problems through cognitive behavioral therapy.
6. Get a burrito without scrambled eggs.
5. Guess who on this board has same-sex attraction issues.
4. Have Nehor introduce him to Joseph Smith.
3. Develop a new aversion therapy involving Toto CDs and Y Sparkle.
2. Admit that he is really Mister Scratch in disguise.
1. Shock everyone by posting something NOT about himself.

Love ya, Wade! :)

Go join JSkains in the skulking/sulking corner with a sign that says "Ignore me, please."

[_wenglund]

10. Wear an electric shock collar so that exmos can share their pain with him.
9. Write another post for us to willfully misinterpret.
8. Explain to charity that her feelings against exmos are a manifestation of her unwillingness to deal with loss in a healthy and introspective way.
7. Offer to work with Britney Spears to find a workable solution to her problems through cognitive behavioral therapy.
6. Get a burrito without scrambled eggs.
5. Guess who on this board has same-sex attraction issues.
4. Have Nehor introduce him to Joseph Smith.
3. Develop a new aversion therapy involving Toto CDs and Y Sparkle.
2. Admit that he is really Mister Scratch in disguise.
1. Shock everyone by posting something NOT about himself.

Love ya, Wade! :)

It's a good thing you didn't including anything having to do with eating broccoli because then I would really have to envoke your #9 above.

Luv ya too, John. ;-)

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

[_beastie]

Don't forget:

11. Create a new website supported by some "foundation" (a.k.a., Wade alone) whose goal is to help heal some target group that will be noxiously insulted during the healing.

[_Scottie]

10. Wear an electric shock collar so that exmos can share their pain with him.
9. Write another post for us to willfully misinterpret.
8. Explain to charity that her feelings against exmos are a manifestation of her unwillingness to deal with loss in a healthy and introspective way.
7. Offer to work with Britney Spears to find a workable solution to her problems through cognitive behavioral therapy.
6. Get a burrito without scrambled eggs.
5. Guess who on this board has same-sex attraction issues.
4. Have Nehor introduce him to Joseph Smith.
3. Develop a new aversion therapy involving Toto CDs and Y Sparkle.
2. Admit that he is really Mister Scratch in disguise.
1. Shock everyone by posting something NOT about himself.

Love ya, Wade! :)

LOL

Actually, I think it was a fried egg.

[_The Nehor]

Hammer claimed to have met Joseph Smith, I did not.

[_Moniker]

Tell me in one of his replies, "Yes, you understand exactly what I'm saying!"

Eat at Hooters so he's not stereotypical or gossipy.

[_Bond...James Bond]

Don't forget:

11. Create a new website supported by some "foundation" (a.k.a., Wade alone) whose goal is to help heal some target group that will be noxiously insulted during the healing.

Like the Masculine Female Gender Crisis Center...helping cure women of their more "butch" behavior since 2008?

Or the Anti-Surplus Erectile Function Rehabilitation Facility...helping cure teenage boys who can't seem to keep it down since 2008?

Perhaps the Southern School of Dialects and Pronunciation....curing the Southern twang since 2008?

[_Moniker]

Don't forget:

11. Create a new website supported by some "foundation" (a.k.a., Wade alone) whose goal is to help heal some target group that will be noxiously insulted during the healing.

Like the Masculine Female Gender Crisis Center...helping cure women of their more "butch" behavior since 2008?

Or the Anti-Surplus Erectile Function Rehabilitation Facility...helping cure teenage boys who can't seem to keep it down since 2008?

Perhaps the Southern School of Dialects and Pronunciation....curing the Southern twang since 2008?

Am I twangy? I think I can turn it on and off.... I didn't even grow up in the South! Did I sound Southern to you, Bond?

[_Sethbag]

Hammer claimed to have met Joseph Smith, I did not.

Yeah, but by pooling both your connections, imagine who you could meet if you got together sometime!