What's wrong with Wade!?!

[_Who Knows]

Good one! ...and they said you didn't have a sense humor. ;-)

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

Whoever 'they' is, is right. I'm an accountant. I don't have a sense of humor. I'm always serious; that includes the above post.

Sincerely, -WK-

[_wenglund]

In truth, one of the reasons I started this thread was to have a place to direct people to when they feel inclined to make some snarky, off-topic remark about me on other threads. They now can come here in hopes of "curing" what ails them.

What thread will you take your judgemental/condescending/holier-than-thou posts to? Perhaps we need a separate thread just for you? But then, 99% of your posts would end up there.

Good one! ...and they said you didn't have a sense humor. ;-)

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

Whoever 'they' is, is right.

"They" is the cannibals that GMIR mentioned earlier.

I'm an accountant. I don't have a sense of humor. I'm always serious; that includes the above post.

Sincerely, -WK-

That is what made your quip all the more funny--at least to me. LOL

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

[_Sam Harris]

Lay off that (thinking all exmos are nuts) and I'll give you a cookie. Made from scratch, which is a feat for me.

Mister Scratch?

I'm not into cannibalism. :-)

So, there's no marijuana in the cookies?

Oh...wait a minute. Marijuana is cannabis, not cannibalism. So, never mind. ;-)

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

LOL, I wanna be a candidate for medicinal weed!!! My migraines are the beast! I can put it in cookies...

[_wenglund]

LOL, I wanna be a candidate for medicinal weed!!! My migraines are the beast! I can put it in cookies...

Speaking of causes for migraines, just stay away from the sour grapes that Who Knows appears to have eaten. ;-)

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

[_Ren]

WARNING: The link I've included in this post contains many references to the word: ***hole.
...if you're not a fan of such a word, or anything that even approaches 'base humour', please do not click the link...!
(although I know Wade will click it - he loves the stuff!)

Wade - I want you to sing this song every morning - as a matter of course!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn9FlD_IPOE

[_wenglund]

WARNING: The link I've included in this post contains many references to the word: ***hole.
...if you're not a fan of such a word, or anything that even approaches 'base humour', please do not click the link...!
(although I know Wade will click it - he loves the stuff!)

Wade - I want you to sing this song every morning - as a matter of course!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn9FlD_IPOE

I am not sure there is a need for me to sing it at all. I look just enough like Dennis Leary to think myself peering into the mirror when watching the video. Besides, I have good folks like Who Knows to echo that sentiment as a reminded to me each day. No point in over-kill, is there? ;-)

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

[_Ren]

No point in over-kill, is there? ;-)

True. I'm just thinking of those rare days when everybody's being nice to you. (i.e. 'polite')
"Lest you forget!" :D

I look just enough like Dennis Leary to think myself peering into the mirror when watching the video.

"Huh.... am I.... 'smoking'...?!"

[_wenglund]

I look just enough like Dennis Leary to think myself peering into the mirror when watching the video.

"Huh.... am I.... 'smoking'...?!"

Yes...though perhaps not in the way you may suppose. I believe it is spelled "smoke'n", as in "sizzling hot" (cue up this video). ;-)

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

[_Ren]

I believe it is spelled "smoke'n", as in "sizzling hot" (cue up this video). ;-)

Mmmmm. That looks 'Grab My Crotch' good!

[_wenglund]

I believe it is spelled "smoke'n", as in "sizzling hot" (cue up this video). ;-)

Mmmmm. That looks 'Grab My Crotch' good!

I prefer to grab my fork and knife for such things. But, to each their own.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-