Mormon speed dating.

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Only 3 minutes!?

Well, a kiss is worth a thousand words. Why not try to steal one?

;)
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Ah I misread. Ooops. I read ' If you get down to 80 pounds' I must have mist the over weight part. :P
Just punched myself on the face...
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The Nehor wrote:
Phaedrus Ut wrote:
The Nehor wrote:I've done speed dating activities. It's a blast.

The only problem I had was the one obese girl whose first question was, "Would you date a girl who is 80 pounds overweight?"


You should have been nice and said "If you can get down to 80lbs overweight then sure I'll take you out."


Phaedrus


I actually said something to the effect of, "I believe in self-control and want to be active in my old age. I really don't want to be saddled with an overweight diabetic wife paying for expensive surgeries when I'd rather be sky-diving with a more active woman."


I'm genuinely curious. How did she respond?

by the way...Phaedrus...you're an ass.
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by the way...Phaedrus...you're an ass.


Butt, a funny ass.
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Mr potato head, you should watch what your saying or your "Butt"/"ass" will fall off.
Just punched myself on the face...
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Imwashingmypirate wrote:Mr potato head, you should watch what your saying or your "Butt"/"ass" will fall off.


It does all the time, luckily I have always found it, I am afraid of loosing it for good though.

Congrats on Goddesshood.
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The Nehor wrote:I've done speed dating activities. It's a blast.
The only problem I had was the one obese girl whose first question was, "Would you date a girl who is 80 pounds overweight?"


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Pokatator wrote:
Imwashingmypirate wrote:Mr potato head, you should watch what your saying or your "Butt"/"ass" will fall off.


It does all the time, luckily I have always found it, I am afraid of loosing it for good though.

Congrats on Goddesshood.


Thanks. I just saw my thingy there. Thanks Shades. It made me laugh. I didn't expect that. I am no longer a goddess pokatator, But in my heart I can be a goddess, right?
Just punched myself on the face...
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Imwashingmypirate wrote:
Pokatator wrote:
Imwashingmypirate wrote:Mr potato head, you should watch what your saying or your "Butt"/"ass" will fall off.


It does all the time, luckily I have always found it, I am afraid of loosing it for good though.

Congrats on Goddesshood.


Thanks. I just saw my thingy there. Thanks Shades. It made me laugh. I didn't expect that. I am no longer a goddess pokatator, But in my heart I can be a goddess, right?


Once a Goddess, always a Goddess, Pirate! ;)
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Awe thanks.
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