How soon before Monson stops dying his hair?

[_Boaz & Lidia]

What kind of Prophet, Seer, and Revelator of the only true church on earth dyes his hair?

It makes him look like a door-to-door salesman.. then again, he sounds like one.

Does Nu-Skin sell mens hair dye?

[_Jason Bourne]

What kind of Prophet, Seer, and Revelator of the only true church on earth dyes his hair?

It makes him look like a door-to-door salesman.. then again, he sounds like one.

Does Nu-Skin sell mens hair dye?

Is this someone reinacrnated? What an ass you are becoming.

[_harmony]

What kind of Prophet, Seer, and Revelator of the only true church on earth dyes his hair?

It makes him look like a door-to-door salesman.. then again, he sounds like one.

Does Nu-Skin sell mens hair dye?

Is this someone reinacrnated? What an ass you are becoming.

Nonsense. He's always been an ass. I like the idea of reincarnation though. Balaam's ass? Francis, the talking mule? Mr Ed, the horse of course?

[_Trinity]

What kind of Prophet, Seer, and Revelator of the only true church on earth dyes his hair?

It makes him look like a door-to-door salesman.. then again, he sounds like one.

Does Nu-Skin sell mens hair dye?

Is this someone reinacrnated? What an ass you are becoming.

Nonsense. He's always been an ass. I like the idea of reincarnation though. Balaam's ass? Francis, the talking mule? Mr Ed, the horse of course?

Mr. Ed? Perish the thought. This is more like a reincarnation of PeeWee Herman.

[_SatanWasSetUp]

He'll stop dying it today, in time for his hair to be white for the next GC. Then we can talk about how he has transfigured into Hinckley, and it is proof that he is his rightful successor.