Congratulations to SCOTTIE for achieving GODHOOD!

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_Doctor Steuss
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Post by _Doctor Steuss »

You’re a good egg Scottie. I would even contemplate keeping you in my Easter Egg Basket… and this is saying a lot. I usually don’t let eggs stay in my basket because they take up room that could be occupied by candy.

Congratulations.

For though there be that are called gods, whether in heaven or in earth, (as there be gods many, and lords many,) but to us there is but one Scottie.
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_Sethbag
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Post by _Sethbag »

Congratulations Scottie! You actually get to live the Mormon dream and become a God! And you could only have made it here, my friend. All those Mormons who won't come and participate here will never actually be real Gods. ;-)
Mormonism ceased being a compelling topic for me when I finally came to terms with its transformation from a personality cult into a combination of a real estate company, a SuperPac, and Westboro Baptist Church. - Kishkumen
_Who Knows
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Post by _Who Knows »

From a fellow happy valley (utah county) resident - congrats!
WK: "Joseph Smith asserted that the Book of Mormon peoples were the original inhabitants of the americas"
Will Schryver: "No, he didn’t." 3/19/08
Still waiting for Will to back this up...
_Scottie
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Post by _Scottie »

Thanks all...

And thanks, Bond. I DID take my bath.
If there's one thing I've learned from this board, it's that consensual sex with multiple partners is okay unless God commands it. - Abman

I find this place to be hostile toward all brands of stupidity. That's why I like it. - Some Schmo
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Post by _Yoda »

Congrats, Scottie! :)

You are cordially invited to a PRIVATE party in the Goddess Suite. ;)

Charity wrote:Don't feel bad that Liz hasn't invited you to the party in the goddess suite. It was highly overrated. Not nearly enough chocolate, and you wouldn't like the Chippendale dancers, anyway.


Sorry about that, Charity. We'll fix the chocolate problem at the next "girls' night" Goddess party.

*whispers* by the way....the blonde Chippendale dancer liked you. He wants your phone number.

;)
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