Has a mountain been moved in recent history?

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_Sethbag
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Who Knows wrote:I think your question, seth, goes in the same bucket as this question: Can people find buried treasure using seer stones?

...Or does that only work when god's grooming them to be a prophet?

This could really be turned against the apologists.

If I receive a "witness" from the Spirit, that I should prepare myself to someday be the Prophet, and I look to "Rough Stone Rolling" as a sort of master plan, at least to see how God raised up and groomed Joseph Smith to be a prophet, and then start doing the things Joseph Smith did, what do you suppose the church would say?

What if I started scrying for buried treasure using a peepstone in a hat? According to Bushman this is how God was training up Joseph Smith to be ready to do miraculous translations and receive revelations and such. So if I, today, started scrying for buried treasure using a peepstone in a hat, what would the church say?

And let's say I charged money for the service of telling people where on their property they might find buried money, and I obtained this "knowledge" through looking at a peepstone in a hat, what would the church say?

What would the church say if I did rituals like mark circles on the ground, sacrifice an animal and use its blood, and so forth, to appease spirits that were guarding this buried money on someone's yard? What do you suppose the church would think about that?

I'm serious. If Joseph Smith grew up in the Mormon church today, and did all the same things he did as a teenager and so forth, what would the local and other church authorities actually think about that?

And yet that's how God trained up Joseph Smith to be a prophet. Could God train up a young man to be a prophet like Joseph Smith in today's church? I hardly think so.
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Post by _Ren »

skippy the dead wrote:Remember Mount St. Helens? Yup, that was me. Just testing out a little faith. Boy, did that go wrong!


asbestosman wrote:Remember that huge crater in Arizona? That was the pre-M me after eating too many bean burritos. There used to be a mountain there.


...you know all those craters on the moon...?

That's a game Pre-M me and Pre-M Steuss used to play.
I won of course.
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RenegadeOfPhunk wrote:...you know all those craters on the moon...?

That's a game Pre-M me and Pre-M Steuss used to play.
I won of course.

I still think it was cheating when you picked Jesus to be on your team.
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Post by _Ren »

Doctor Steuss wrote:I still think it was cheating when you picked Jesus to be on your team.

That kind of implies that Jesus would condone cheating.
Shame on you. You're just a bad loser...

I won the coin toss. I chose first. Them's were the rules.
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RenegadeOfPhunk wrote:That kind of implies that Jesus would condone cheating.
Shame on you. You're just a bad loser...

I won the coin toss. I chose first. Them's were the rules.

Bad loser, my butt! I also had a third of my team pulled mid-game due to some kind of family disagreement (which I have sneaky suspicions you may have been behind).

I hereby petition for a rematch in Outer Darkness.
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Post by _Ren »

Doctor Steuss wrote:Bad loser, my butt! I also had a third of my team pulled mid-game due to some kind of family disagreement (which I have sneaky suspicions you may have been behind).

Ermm *scratch* well, ya know... *looks away*
Well hey - you picked Lucifer. Everybody knew he was dodgy. Everyone expect you apparently.

I might have offered a little 'advice', but he didn't exactly need much persuading.

I hereby petition for a rematch in Outer Darkness.

You're on.

...oh wait - it's a void... Only so many games you can play in a void...

Even "I spy" is out...
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

RenegadeOfPhunk wrote:...oh wait - it's a void... Only so many games you can play in a void...

Even "I spy" is out...


I think you're down to "Hungry Hungry Hippos" or the more passive game "Quiet as a Mouse" (which I could win since I haven't spoken in 4 days...)
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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Post by _Ren »

Bond wrote:or the more passive game "Quiet as a Mouse" (which I could win since I haven't spoken in 4 days...)

Ohh - that's a good idea.
I was gonna suggest 'Animal, vegetable or mineral'.

EDIT: Sorry for the off-topic.
...back to the serious discussion about why God hasn't moved any mountains recently...! :)

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RenegadeOfPhunk wrote:Ohh - that's a good idea.
I was gonna suggest 'Animal, vegetable or mineral'.

Red rover, red rover, send Esau right over...
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead." ~Charles Bukowski
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Post by _The Nehor »

The only game allowed in Outer Darkness is CandyLand. It's meant to encourage people to leave.
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