Truthfulness of Mormonism is inextricably tied 2 its history

Post by **_Boaz & Lidia** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:20 am

Official statement pinned up on the exmo bar room wall for dart practice or mere personal opinion?

Taken from this steaming fresh PR turd parlayed out on the public sidewalk of Temple Square:

That collection includes 270,000 books, pamphlets and magazines, as well as 240,000 original unpublished records. “These documents are the crown jewels of Mormonism. The truthfulness of Mormonism is inextricably tied to its history, and it is in our best interest to preserve these records and make them available to those who wish to study the origins of this remarkable faith.”

Artists rendition of the MIC(Member Inoculation Center):

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:55 am

Inoculation centre? Isn't that like what one would do with dinosaur eggs to cause them to hatch?

Post by **_Boaz & Lidia** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:33 am

Imwashingmypirate wrote:Inoculation centre? Isn't that like what one would do with dinosaur eggs to cause them to hatch?

Think vaccine.

Mormon history vaccine.

Post by **_quaker** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:29 pm

The Mormon incubation centre is where they raise the army of cloned missionaries.

Post by **_moksha** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:03 am

Boaz & Lidia wrote: Mormon history vaccine.

I like this, although I suspect that some at MAD would point out it is the patient's fault that they had previously failed to inject themselves.
Anyway, there is a real need for this History Vaccine. Once innoculated, it could stem the tide of deconversions.

Post by **_Scottie** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:50 pm

I have no doubt.

I knew about BY and polygamy from a very young age. Never bothered me at all, since I had grown up knowing about it.

I'm still not sure why Joseph Smith's polygamy was such a shock to me, but it was. I really don't think it would have been if I'd have learned about it all throughout the years.

Apologetics work great on kids!

Post by **_Some Schmo** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:59 pm

Scottie wrote: Apologetics work great on kids!

Well, at least they work on someone...

Post by **_SatanWasSetUp** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:15 pm

Scottie wrote:I have no doubt.

I knew about BY and polygamy from a very young age. Never bothered me at all, since I had grown up knowing about it.

I'm still not sure why Joseph Smith's polygamy was such a shock to me, but it was. I really don't think it would have been if I'd have learned about it all throughout the years.

Apologetics work great on kids!

It is funny how that works. BY's polygamy not a big deal, Joseph Smith's polygamy is a big deal. It makes no sense why Old Testament would be ok for one prophet and not the other. You make a good point that one was taught openly from the time we were kids, and the other not so openly and we learned about it as adults. This might be a good lesson for the church. Start teaching all the issues and the FARMS apologetics (book of Abraham, polygamy, Book of Mormon historocity, MMM, Blacks and the priesthood, etc) in Primary. Don't save these issues for advanced doctrinal studies at BYU. Teach them to the children.

Post by **_Sethbag** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:19 am

BY's polygamy wasn't as alarming to a lot of us because it was fairly open, and allowing for some things like Zina Jacobs to fall between the cracks, we pretty much all knew BY had lots of wives.

With Joseph Smith, it wasn't nearly so much the polygamy aspect itself which was so off-putting. It was the secrecy, the deception, the betrayal, and the bizarre marrying of other mens' wives behind their backs. This was compounded by the fact that most of us learned of these things only as adults, sometimes decades into our adulthood, and the realization that we hadn't known this before, suggested a measure of whitewashing and history hiding to us that is alarming to someone used to openness and honesty, and accountability.