Shawn McCraney rebuked by Mormon priesthood on live TV!

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Shawn McCraney rebuked by Mormon priesthood on live TV!

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OMG!!! It just does not get better than this!


Shawn McCraney has a cable TV show in the mo'rridor on channel 20 called The Heart of the Matter which debunks mo'ism with a heavy dose of general christianity. Sandra Tanner is a regular on his show.

Shawn takes a live caller who is a Mormon bishopric member who is JUST FULL OF HIMSELF. Must be a newbie 2nd counselor?
My name is ___ _____ and I am a active member of the church and member of the bishopric, and I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU!!!

By the power of the HOLY Melchezidick Priesthood I REBUKE YOU!!! and I command you turn from your evil ways!"
Shawn smirks and says, "Is um something supposed to happen to me?"

The caller is enraged and continues to wield his pretend powers. Oh. my. god. it is funny.

http://www.bornagainmormon.com/shows/20080226.htm

Starts out at about 32:20 minutes

The caller finishes by saying he hopes that they bring back the Dannites... yeah hoping someone kills Shawn for his evil show!

Oh that was such a great laugh, that I Lidia and I had to watch it like three times... tears of laughter streaming down our cheeks!
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You're a son of perdition and an apostate. And I rebuke you...

Do you hear me, B&L?

I'm a high priest, B&L!

What are you going to do when you're in outer darkness seeing my face shining like the noonday sun?
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Re: Shawn McCraney rebuked by Mormon priesthood on live TV!

Post by _solomarineris »

Boaz & Lidia wrote:OMG!!! It just does not get better than this!


Shawn McCraney has a cable TV show in the mo'rridor on channel 20 called The Heart of the Matter which debunks mo'ism with a heavy dose of general christianity. Sandra Tanner is a regular on his show.

Shawn takes a live caller who is a Mormon bishopric member who is JUST FULL OF HIMSELF. Must be a newbie 2nd counselor?
My name is ___ _____ and I am a active member of the church and member of the bishopric, and I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU!!!

By the power of the HOLY Melchezidick Priesthood I REBUKE YOU!!! and I command you turn from your evil ways!"
Shawn smirks and says, "Is um something supposed to happen to me?"

The caller is enraged and continues to wield his pretend powers. Oh. my. god. it is funny.

http://www.bornagainmormon.com/shows/20080226.htm

Starts out at about 32:20 minutes

The caller finishes by saying he hopes that they bring back the Dannites... yeah hoping someone kills Shawn for his evil show!

Oh that was such a great laugh, that I Lidia and I had to watch it like three times... tears of laughter streaming down our cheeks!



That was funny as hell. However I am not entirely convinced that TBM wasn't faking it. Either way
from entertainment value of watching, it was hilarious.
Unfortunately for Shawn, while he is having a field day by exposing Mormon religion, he has very little
substance to add his claims of Christianity.
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I've asked many times to be rebuked. Cult members always shirk away, citing something stupid as to why they can't or won't.

We all know that the power of the Mormon Males comes from the penis. The smaller, the less power. Right Bourne?
_Yoda

Post by _Yoda »

Infymus wrote:The smaller, the less power. Right Bourne?


Since you're the expert in that department, why don't you give us your analysis?

;)
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Post by _Infymus »

liz3564 wrote:
Infymus wrote:The smaller, the less power. Right Bourne?


Since you're the expert in that department, why don't you give us your analysis?

;)


Touché. ;)
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Post by _ludwigm »

Infymus wrote:
liz3564 wrote:
Infymus wrote:The smaller, the less power. Right Bourne?
Since you're the expert in that department, why don't you give us your analysis?
;)
Touché. ;)


A joke, with the risk of shifting to telestial:

Morning, the wife awakens with a smile:
- I had a dream about a dick-market.
- What were the prices?
- The bigger, the more expesive.
- What about my size?
- They were bound as dozens, was purchased none.
Next morning, the husband awakens with laugh:
- I had a dream about a pussy-market.
- What were the prices?
- The bigger, the more cheap.
- What about my size?
- It wasn't for sale. It was the market place.
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
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Post by _Jason Bourne »

Infymus wrote:I've asked many times to be rebuked. Cult members always shirk away, citing something stupid as to why they can't or won't.

We all know that the power of the Mormon Males comes from the penis. The smaller, the less power. Right Bourne?


If that is the case then I must have large and great power.
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Post by _Jason Bourne »

liz3564 wrote:
Infymus wrote:The smaller, the less power. Right Bourne?


Since you're the expert in that department, why don't you give us your analysis?

;)


SO there you have it. Perhaps this is why PP and Inf are such angry man. Mwuuuuuuuuuuhahahhahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!
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Post by _Yoda »

Jason Bourne wrote:
Infymus wrote:I've asked many times to be rebuked. Cult members always shirk away, citing something stupid as to why they can't or won't.

We all know that the power of the Mormon Males comes from the penis. The smaller, the less power. Right Bourne?


If that is the case then I must have large and great power.


I have no doubt!


;)
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