Will a TBM on this board rebuke me w/ their phood power?

Post by **_Boaz & Lidia** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:28 am

C'mon guys, it could be a good test.

I would report back on my rebukage.

Is it required for you to be in person?

Also, for good measure, throw in a dusting of your cheap Mr. Mac shoes of Shady Acres!

Shady Dusty Acres. Shady Dusted Acres?

I believe they need to be current and worthy. BC? ABman? Other worthy Mormon males?

Edit to add: Why not do a Cain/Lamenite like rebuking? Rebuke both me and Lidia along with our children and all offspring from henceforth? That would be a mega Mormon rebuking!

Post by **_asbestosman** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:34 am

One need not hold the priesthood in order to rebuke you--you've been rebuked several times.

Furthermore you need not report back on the results of such rebukes--the past has made it quite apparent that rebuking you seems to have the effect opposite of the intent. You revel in it.

Post by **_sunstoned** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:40 am

You are hitting below the belt. I'll have you know I do not, nor ever did, buy my shoes from Mr. Mac.

Post by **_moksha** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:43 am

May you become spardistic and develop inward sneezes. Alakazam!

Post by **_Infymus** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:48 pm

I rebuke thee with the power of latte and whipped cream.

Post by **_Doctor Steuss** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:43 pm

Infymus wrote:I rebuke thee with the power of latte and whipped cream.

I rebuke you for tainting a latte with whipped cream.

Post by **_Blixa** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:45 pm

Doctor Steuss wrote:
Infymus wrote:I rebuke thee with the power of latte and whipped cream.

I rebuke you for tainting a latte with whipped cream.

I second this rebuke. And no sugar, either. I like my coffee like I like my men: hot and bitter.

Post by **_Sam Harris** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:51 pm

Blixa wrote: I like my coffee like I like my men: hot and bitter.

I like mine warm, sweet and creamy. :-)

Post by **_William Schryver** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:53 pm

The mistake that is commonly made is to attempt to rebuke someone remotely.

Can't be done.

You have to be right there in front of them in order for it to be effective.

Now I could rebuke you quite emphatically. It'd probably take several stitches to sew up the rebuke I would administer.

But you'll have to invite me to lunch first.

Post by **_Mercury** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:49 pm

Blixa wrote:
Doctor Steuss wrote:
Infymus wrote:I rebuke thee with the power of latte and whipped cream.

I rebuke you for tainting a latte with whipped cream.

I second this rebuke. And no sugar, either. I like my coffee like I like my men: hot and bitter.