How Much Are LDS Apologists Paid?

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Chap wrote:Meanwhile, your post seems to have no content at all, apart from being an impotent and ineffectual attempt to vent your spleen somehow. Of course to most normal people the concluding power fantasy in your post is just a little sad. LDS males really are excited about what they will do when they get to be gods, aren't they? What a silly idea it is.


Ouch. Skippy, do you have a B*** slap smiley?
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Meanwhile, your post seems to have no content at all, apart from being an impotent and ineffectual attempt to vent your spleen somehow. Of course to most normal people the concluding power fantasy in your post is just a little sad. LDS males really are excited about what they will do when they get to be gods, aren't they? What a silly idea it is.


LOL! Some LDS males get equally excited about performing before an adoring audience. Just imagine the applause that rebuke would earn!! Why, it's Shakespearean.
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beastie wrote:
Meanwhile, your post seems to have no content at all, apart from being an impotent and ineffectual attempt to vent your spleen somehow. Of course to most normal people the concluding power fantasy in your post is just a little sad. LDS males really are excited about what they will do when they get to be gods, aren't they? What a silly idea it is.


LOL! Some LDS males get equally excited about performing before an adoring audience. Just imagine the applause that rebuke would earn!! Why, it's Shakespearean.


Will is just reacting to having one of his worst fear realized: namely, that apologists are doing it for profit. The only thing that would make all of this worse would be learning that one of the GAs personally signs DCP's Mopologetic paycheck.
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Mister Scratch wrote:Will is just reacting to having one of his worst fear realized: namely, that apologists are doing it for profit. The only thing that would make all of this worse would be learning that one of the GAs personally signs DCP's Mopologetic paycheck.


Oh you know the GA's time is much to valuable to be wasted signing payroll checks. They probably are signed by the same team of people who "sign" the missionary calling letters.
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Bond...James Bond wrote:
Mister Scratch wrote:Will is just reacting to having one of his worst fear realized: namely, that apologists are doing it for profit. The only thing that would make all of this worse would be learning that one of the GAs personally signs DCP's Mopologetic paycheck.


Oh you know the GA's time is much to valuable to be wasted signing payroll checks. They probably are signed by the same team of people who "sign" the missionary calling letters.


I wonder if the GA's have signature stamps...
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GoodK wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:
Mister Scratch wrote:Will is just reacting to having one of his worst fear realized: namely, that apologists are doing it for profit. The only thing that would make all of this worse would be learning that one of the GAs personally signs DCP's Mopologetic paycheck.


Oh you know the GA's time is much to valuable to be wasted signing payroll checks. They probably are signed by the same team of people who "sign" the missionary calling letters.


I wonder if the GA's have signature stamps...


Nah...the LDS Church is all about Old School, so they probably use wax and ring seals with "PSR" or "FPrez" or "Q12" or "LDSGA4LIFE" on them.
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Bond...James Bond wrote:
GoodK wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:
Mister Scratch wrote:Will is just reacting to having one of his worst fear realized: namely, that apologists are doing it for profit. The only thing that would make all of this worse would be learning that one of the GAs personally signs DCP's Mopologetic paycheck.


Oh you know the GA's time is much to valuable to be wasted signing payroll checks. They probably are signed by the same team of people who "sign" the missionary calling letters.


I wonder if the GA's have signature stamps...


Nah...the LDS Church is all about Old School, so they probably use wax and ring seals with "PSR" or "FPrez" or "Q12" or "LDSGA4LIFE" on them.


It could be that they are recycling ETB's autopen....
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Bond...James Bond wrote:
"LDSGA4LIFE"




Priceless.
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Mister Scratch wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:
GoodK wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:
Mister Scratch wrote:Will is just reacting to having one of his worst fear realized: namely, that apologists are doing it for profit. The only thing that would make all of this worse would be learning that one of the GAs personally signs DCP's Mopologetic paycheck.


Oh you know the GA's time is much to valuable to be wasted signing payroll checks. They probably are signed by the same team of people who "sign" the missionary calling letters.


I wonder if the GA's have signature stamps...


Nah...the LDS Church is all about Old School, so they probably use wax and ring seals with "PSR" or "FPrez" or "Q12" or "LDSGA4LIFE" on them.


It could be that they are recycling ETB's autopen....


Actually I think it was SWK's before ..
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GoodK---

Do you think it's fair to say that Prof. P. earned five figures (whether from royalties or whatever else) for publishing Offenders for a Word?
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