How Much Are LDS Apologists Paid?

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Dr. Shades wrote:
William Schryver wrote:Here Scratchy and GoodK and a small group of intimate friends were pleasantly engaged in another of the now-almost-legendary Shadyville Circle Jerks, and you open the door and turn on the lights.


Will, have you found out what that particular compound word means yet?


Let's not tax poor William too much. After all, he's probably tired from researching the term, "circle jerks".

;)
_GoodK

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liz3564 wrote:
Dr. Shades wrote:
William Schryver wrote:Here Scratchy and GoodK and a small group of intimate friends were pleasantly engaged in another of the now-almost-legendary Shadyville Circle Jerks, and you open the door and turn on the lights.


Will, have you found out what that particular compound word means yet?


Let's not tax poor William too much. After all, he's probably tired from researching the term, "circle jerks".

;)


I'd just like to say that I used the term "circle jerk" before him.

http://mormondiscussions.com/discuss/vi ... sc&start=0

Just want the world to know I'm being plagiarized!
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liz3564 wrote:
Dr. Shades wrote:
William Schryver wrote:Here Scratchy and GoodK and a small group of intimate friends were pleasantly engaged in another of the now-almost-legendary Shadyville Circle Jerks, and you open the door and turn on the lights.


Will, have you found out what that particular compound word means yet?


Let's not tax poor William too much. After all, he's probably tired from researching the term, "circle jerks".

;)


I find the term "circle jerk" to be highly offensive for its sexism. Women cannot circle jerk. If we are going to insult people, we should not exclude women by virtue of the fact tha they don't have a penis.

Might I suggest that in its place we substitute the gender neutral term "group masturbation?"
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Guy wrote:I find the term "circle jerk" to be highly offensive for its sexism. Women cannot circle jerk. If we are going to insult people, we should not exclude women by virtue of the fact tha they don't have a penis.

Might I suggest that in its place we substitute the gender neutral term "group masturbation?"


*Doing my best to keep a straight face and not let the imagery in my head completely run amok*

Your request is duly noted.

;)
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Why not go ask DCP yourself if he has honestly never been compensated for any book or review he has published for FARMS.


Why would I do that and why would he answer me?

Report back with your findings. (I'm sure you won't be surprised)



It is not I who said they get paid. It was you. Thus the burden of this claim is in your camp.
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GoodK:

My friend at BYU said DCP doesn't teach any classes and isn't listed on the course schedule at all... so if he gets a paycheck from BYU, what is it for?

Certainly part of it is for this: http://meti.BYU.edu/

Shades:

Will, have you found out what that particular compound word means yet?

Enough to have noticed that, when one is going strong here in Shadyville, Lizzie always seems to find herself right in the middle of it.

I’m sure you are more the kind to lurk in the shadows, consumed by risk-aversion, willing to gratify your urges in a purely voyeuristic fashion.


OK, carry on . . .

(Turns off light switch, closes door, and leaves them again to their debauchments.)
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William Schryver wrote:GoodK:

My friend at BYU said DCP doesn't teach any classes and isn't listed on the course schedule at all... so if he gets a paycheck from BYU, what is it for?

Certainly part of it is for this: http://meti.BYU.edu/


I know... oddly enough he has time to publish books, work on the FARMS review - apologetics.
_Yoda

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Will wrote:Enough to have noticed that, when one is going strong here in Shadyville, Lizzie always seems to find herself right in the middle of it.


What's the matter, Willy? Can you not take it as well as you can dish it out?
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William Schryver wrote:I’m sure you are more the kind to lurk in the shadows, consumed by risk-aversion, willing to gratify your urges in a purely voyeuristic fashion.


How the Hell did you find out?
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Jason Bourne wrote:
Why not go ask DCP yourself if he has honestly never been compensated for any book or review he has published for FARMS.


Why would I do that and why would he answer me?

Because I don't post over there. You do, don't you?

It is not I who said they get paid. It was you. Thus the burden of this claim is in your camp.


I can't prove it Jason. I never said I could. I also probably couldn't prove to you how much money my dad makes, or even prove to you how much money my girlfriend makes... I say I know he gets paid because of what I know from personal experience and because logically, it doesn't make sense for them not to get paid - whether you want to call it a stipend, travel expense, or whatever...
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