I just caught this story on msn. It goes to show that some people will believe anything.
from the article wrote:An engineer from a devout family, Kuznetsov, who goes by the title of Father Pyotr, declared himself a prophet several years ago. He left his family and established the True Russian Orthodox Church and recruited followers in Russia and Belarus.
His followers were not allowed to watch television, listen to the radio or handle money, Russian media have reported.
That last part pretty much sounds like my mission. ;)
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics "I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
There is a sign-up sheet taped on the wall near the entrance of the cave. A crayon (burnt sienna) hangs from a piece of orange yarn near the sign-up sheet. Print your name legibly. Only Father Pyoter knows the true path.
There is a sign-up sheet taped on the wall near the entrance of the cave. A crayon (burnt sienna) hangs from a piece of orange yarn near the sign-up sheet. Print your name legibly. Only Father Pyoter knows the true path.
I intend to take over from within, declare myself AntiChrist and bring about a reign of terror involving Stormtroopers (the real kind, not the Nazi wannabes), black chanting monks praying to horrors beyond space and time, the destruction of McDonald's, forced labor for the obese, low interest credit cards, mandatory nudity for everyone under 40, increasing the Federal Funds Rate, the reintroduction of slavery for everyone I don't like, and free guns for everyone five years old and up. Join me my brothers and sisters.
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics "I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo