Tommy want us all to come back!

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_Boaz & Lidia
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Tommy want us all to come back!

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Bring your tithing also!

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/1,51 ... 86,00.html
Speaking Sunday morning during the fourth session of the 178th Annual General Conference of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, he said, "Change for the better can come to all. Over the years we have issued appeals to the less active, the offended, the critic, the transgressor — to come back. 'Come back and feast at the table of the Lord and taste again the sweet and satisfying fruits of fellowship with the Saints.'"

"We reach out to you in the pure love of Christ and express our desire to assist you and to welcome you into full fellowship."


I will go back, but only if Tommy meets my demands of he being honest with his fellow man.

Include in your membership report the number of people who have defected. Also report how many members that you count which cannot be located, and the ones who have never been located.

Break it down by country and state and I will even put the garmies back on.
_msnobody
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Sooooo Mormon

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I just read Monson's snippet about coming back, etc. I thought it was rather condescending toward inactives, exLDS and non-LDS. But hey, what's new?
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B&L: You're really not a risk taker are you?
I think it would be morally right to lie about your religion to edit the article favorably.
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Re: Sooooo Mormon

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msnobody wrote:I just read Monson's snippet about coming back, etc. I thought it was rather condescending toward inactives, exLDS and non-LDS. But hey, what's new?
I think it is very similar if not word for word, to the BS on the pamphlet that comes with your record removal request.
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Pokatator wrote:B&L: You're really not a risk taker are you?
Mark my words.

If Tommy meets my demands, I and my entire family will return to the church. Boaz and Lidia in full garments too.
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Re: Sooooo Mormon

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Boaz & Lidia wrote:
msnobody wrote:I just read Monson's snippet about coming back, etc. I thought it was rather condescending toward inactives, exLDS and non-LDS. But hey, what's new?
I think it is very similar if not word for word, to the BS on the pamphlet that comes with your record removal request.


Like that statement about cancelling the effects of your baptism and confirmation, and revocation of any temple blessings you may have received.
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Boaz & Lidia wrote:
Pokatator wrote:B&L: You're really not a risk taker are you?
Mark my words.

If Tommy meets my demands, I and my entire family will return to the church. Boaz and Lidia in full garments too.


Yeah, sure. You are so full of B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T.

[Mod Scottie note: Cleaned up the language. Ray, in the future, please don't use the sh** word in the terrestrial. Even if separated with -'s. :)]
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Boaz & Lidia wrote:
Pokatator wrote:B&L: You're really not a risk taker are you?
Mark my words.

If Tommy meets my demands, I and my entire family will return to the church. Boaz and Lidia in full garments too.


In that case I hope he does not meet your demands.
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Re: Tommy want us all to come back!

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Boaz & Lidia wrote:Bring your tithing also!

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/1,51 ... 86,00.html
Speaking Sunday morning during the fourth session of the 178th Annual General Conference of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, he said, "Change for the better can come to all. Over the years we have issued appeals to the less active, the offended, the critic, the transgressor — to come back. 'Come back and feast at the table of the Lord and taste again the sweet and satisfying fruits of fellowship with the Saints.'"

"We reach out to you in the pure love of Christ and express our desire to assist you and to welcome you into full fellowship."


I will go back, but only if Tommy meets my demands of he being honest with his fellow man.

Include in your membership report the number of people who have defected. Also report how many members that you count which cannot be located, and the ones who have never been located.

Break it down by country and state and I will even put the garmies back on.


Really. If he did that you would come back. Uh huh.
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Boaz & Lidia wrote:
Pokatator wrote:B&L: You're really not a risk taker are you?
Mark my words.

If Tommy meets my demands, I and my entire family will return to the church. Boaz and Lidia in full garments too.


B&L you are safe outside the curtain....... those demands will never be met.

And for the Woody Harrelson look-a-like, Nehor, grow up.
I think it would be morally right to lie about your religion to edit the article favorably.
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