Mercury's Fear - Yes, i'm whoring for attention

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_Mercury
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Mercury's Fear - Yes, i'm whoring for attention

Post by _Mercury »

Grays:

don't know what it is about it but they scare the hell out of me. Strangely my fear of being abducted dissapeared when I was round 20-21, the same time I began to question the church.
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Also I fear:

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Duh. Who doesn't?


and:

Cockroaches
death by fire
Microsoft (that means YOU ABman)
Aftershock Liqueur (Blech!)
Interstate reststops
New Mexico
any kitchy chain restaraunt with dumb s*** on the walls
mass marketed beer
FORTRAN
wannabe hacker/geeky people (you know the type)
Old Money (up against the wall trust fund f***ers)
And crawling on the planet's face
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time
And lost in space...and meaning
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_Doctor Steuss
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Post by _Doctor Steuss »

I wait in jovial anticipation for the day that I'm probed.

Oh, that I were probe-worthy... alas, it appears no one wants to use me for sphincter-spelunking.
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead." ~Charles Bukowski
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_BishopRic
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Post by _BishopRic »

Doctor Steuss wrote:I wait in jovial anticipation for the day that I'm probed.

Oh, that I were probe-worthy... alas, it appears no one wants to use me for sphincter-spelunking.


My GI Doc said I'm probeworthy! I get to go in for my first colooscopy next week...Hoooawwwh! Bet y'all are jealous, huh?

Now back to your regularly scheduled thread....
Überzeugungen sind oft die gefährlichsten Feinde der Wahrheit.
[Certainty (that one is correct) is often the most dangerous enemy of the
truth.] - Friedrich Nietzsche
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_Tal Bachman
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Post by _Tal Bachman »

What about the idea of a member of "that benighted race", "the seed of Cain", becoming prez? "Horror!"
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_Sethbag
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Post by _Sethbag »

Doctor Steuss wrote:I wait in jovial anticipation for the day that I'm probed.

Oh, that I were probe-worthy... alas, it appears no one wants to use me for sphincter-spelunking.

Famous last words.
Mormonism ceased being a compelling topic for me when I finally came to terms with its transformation from a personality cult into a combination of a real estate company, a SuperPac, and Westboro Baptist Church. - Kishkumen
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Post by _moksha »

Doctor Steuss wrote:I wait in jovial anticipation for the day that I'm probed.

Oh, that I were probe-worthy... alas, it appears no one wants to use me for sphincter-spelunking.


Take a canoe trip to backwoods Carolina...
Cry Heaven and let loose the Penguins of Peace
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Post by _Mercury »

Tal Bachman wrote:What about the idea of a member of "that benighted race", "the seed of Cain", becoming prez? Horrors!


Do you masturbate to Deliverance?
And crawling on the planet's face
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time
And lost in space...and meaning
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_Tal Bachman
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Post by _Tal Bachman »

No - I do so to "The Way to Perfection" by Joseph Fielding Smith...
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_Mercury
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Post by _Mercury »

Tal Bachman wrote:No - I do so to "The Way to Perfection" by Joseph Fielding Smith...


Odd, I would have said it was "taking care of business".
And crawling on the planet's face
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time
And lost in space...and meaning
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_Mercury
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Post by _Mercury »

Doctor Steuss wrote:I wait in jovial anticipation for the day that I'm probed.

Oh, that I were probe-worthy... alas, it appears no one wants to use me for sphincter-spelunking.


Steuss, George Knapp was my early Stephen King fix, how bout yours?

Lazarr 4 life!!!

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And lost in space...and meaning
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