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_harmony
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Post by _harmony »

William Schryver wrote:Now, I must confess that part of me – a part that I repress to some extent – is empathetic towards Emma on account of the legitimate challenges she encountered in life. She dealt with everything pretty well, with the exception of prosperity. And I’m glad Joseph was willing to put up with her. I wouldn’t have. And since he’s the one who will have to go to hell to retrieve her, I can only say “better him than me.”


Joseph won't have to go to hell to get Emma. He's already there. He and King David have the same punishment, for much the same reason. God doesn't take kindly to disobedient prophets who can't curb their libidos.

God will not be mocked.

I doubt anyone’s going to bother with you. ;-)


No one will have to. Trixie will be granted her reward... either Telestial or Terrestial. But she will not be with Joseph. Joseph and King David were both unable to handle the most important part of their lives. It is a great comfort to those of us who understand the perfidy involved in Sex 132 to know that God is no respector of persons.

Then again, who am I to judge? I’m probably a little harder on Emma – and you – than is warranted.


And at this point, I can only say: live your religion, Will. You're making an ass of yourself (again) and embarrassing us all.

Good grief.
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_bcspace
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Post by _bcspace »

Joseph won't have to go to hell to get Emma. He's already there. He and King David have the same punishment, for much the same reason.


Says who?
Machina Sublime
Satan's Plan Deconstructed.
Your Best Resource On Joseph Smith's Polygamy.
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The Degeneracy Of Progressivism.
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_William Schryver
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Post by _William Schryver »

Harmony:

God will not be mocked.

You mean like when people lie to their bishops and stake presidents during temple recommend interviews?

It is a great comfort to those of us who understand the perfidy involved in Sex 132 to know that God is no respector (sic) of persons.

It’s a greater comfort to those of us who understand that you understand very little.

You're making an ass of yourself (again) and embarrassing us all.

Believe me, dear, I never knowingly pass up an opportunity to embarrass you.
... every man walketh in his own way, and after the image of his own god, whose image is in the likeness of the world, and whose substance is that of an idol ...
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_LifeOnaPlate
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Post by _LifeOnaPlate »

beastie wrote:LDS men grow up in an environment where, if they are active, they don't even have to be attractive or interesting to be seen as desirable by LDS women, because "marriage" to a "worthy priesthood holder" is so idealized.


That is far from my experience in the culture of the Church found in Utah. Very far!
One moment in annihilation's waste,
one moment, of the well of life to taste-
The stars are setting and the caravan
starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste!
-Omar Khayaam

*Be on the lookout for the forthcoming album from Jiminy Finn and the Moneydiggers.*
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_beastie
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Post by _beastie »

That is far from my experience in the culture of the Church found in Utah. Very far!


Heh. You ought to move to the "mission field". BYU was almost as bad.
We hate to seem like we don’t trust every nut with a story, but there’s evidence we can point to, and dance while shouting taunting phrases.

Penn & Teller

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_beastie
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Post by _beastie »

Believe me, dear, I never knowingly pass up an opportunity to embarrass you.


Wee Willie,

How does you acting like a verbally flamboyant, preening, drama-queen jerk embarrass other people??
We hate to seem like we don’t trust every nut with a story, but there’s evidence we can point to, and dance while shouting taunting phrases.

Penn & Teller

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_Tal Bachman
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Post by _Tal Bachman »

Hey, by the way - Moniker's got that sultry photo of - who is it, Audrey Hepburn? - as her avatar; and then she complains about all the aroused boys. That's like Nigella Lawson batting her eyes and sucking her finger on screen, and then complaining that many men see her more as a sex object than a serious cook. NO FAIR.

I'm calling on Moniker to put a photo instead of Janet Reno or Cherie Blair on - I'm pretty sure all the wolf-whistling will die down...

At least Beastie has the good sense to post a picture of a baby ape :P
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_Moniker
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Post by _Moniker »

I'm a tease.
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_Gazelam
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Post by _Gazelam »

Dr. Shades wrote:
William Schryver wrote:Emma was a champion bitch and no one else would have her except Joseph.


What is the evidence which caused you to conclude that Emma Smith was a "champion bitch?"



Is there a fancy belt involved with that title?
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
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_Tal Bachman
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Post by _Tal Bachman »

Moniker wrote:I'm a tease.


---Evil...!
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