LifeOnaPlate wrote:But seriously, folks, I ain't the mod.
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You ain't THE mod, or you ain't A mod?
I'm not a mod. And if I was a mod, what's it to you, skippy? For all you know I am one of Ms. Scratch's multiple personalities.
Well, then, who are the Mods? Why the need for double-anonymity, my dear LoaP?
You got me. It ain't my board, it ain't my rules, Ms. Scratch.
But I'll do you a solid. You tell me your name, post a photo, and I'll tell you everything I know about the MAD mods. It must, however, be authentic. Do you live in Utah? We could even arrange a nice lunch. My wife will need to accompany us, of course. I wouldn't want you to see it as a date or anything.
LifeOnaPlate wrote:We could even arrange a nice lunch. My wife will need to accompany us, of course. I wouldn't want you to see it as a date or anything.
Beehive Coffee House around noon on Tuesday? Be wearing carnations. Scratch will be wearing spats. I will have on overalls and a bolo tie. Bond will have blended into the woodwork. Asbestosman will the the one with the laptop sipping tomato juice. Keep reassuring your wife it is not a date.
LifeOnaPlate wrote:But I'll do you a solid. You tell me your name, post a photo, and I'll tell you everything I know about the MAD mods. It must, however, be authentic. Do you live in Utah? We could even arrange a nice lunch. My wife will need to accompany us, of course. I wouldn't want you to see it as a date or anything.
What makes you think we don't know each other already, LoaP?
LifeOnaPlate wrote:But seriously, folks, I ain't the mod.
(This admission brought to you by the advertisement above, which I may or may not endorse.)
You ain't THE mod, or you ain't A mod?
I'm not a mod. And if I was a mod, what's it to you, skippy? For all you know I am one of Ms. Scratch's multiple personalities.
Well, then, who are the Mods? Why the need for double-anonymity, my dear LoaP?
You got me. It ain't my board, it ain't my rules, Ms. Scratch.
But I'll do you a solid. You tell me your name, post a photo, and I'll tell you everything I know about the MAD mods. It must, however, be authentic. Do you live in Utah? We could even arrange a nice lunch. My wife will need to accompany us, of course. I wouldn't want you to see it as a date or anything.
Are you calling your right hand your wife now?
Is that it? Masturbation jokes? Good grief.
One moment in annihilation's waste, one moment, of the well of life to taste- The stars are setting and the caravan starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste! -Omar Khayaam
LifeOnaPlate wrote:We could even arrange a nice lunch. My wife will need to accompany us, of course. I wouldn't want you to see it as a date or anything.
Beehive Coffee House around noon on Tuesday? Be wearing carnations. Scratch will be wearing spats. I will have on overalls and a bolo tie. Bond will have blended into the woodwork. Asbestosman will the the one with the laptop sipping tomato juice. Keep reassuring your wife it is not a date.
Actually, if you don't mind, I always wear a bolo tie, and it would be kinda tacky if we both wore one. We need to diversify our accessories lest we look too uniform. Similar but not same. That's what Stacey and Clinton always say on What Not To Wear.
One moment in annihilation's waste, one moment, of the well of life to taste- The stars are setting and the caravan starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste! -Omar Khayaam
LifeOnaPlate wrote:But I'll do you a solid. You tell me your name, post a photo, and I'll tell you everything I know about the MAD mods. It must, however, be authentic. Do you live in Utah? We could even arrange a nice lunch. My wife will need to accompany us, of course. I wouldn't want you to see it as a date or anything.
What makes you think we don't know each other already, LoaP?
Mom?
One moment in annihilation's waste, one moment, of the well of life to taste- The stars are setting and the caravan starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste! -Omar Khayaam
LifeOnaPlate wrote:Actually, if you don't mind, I always wear a bolo tie, . . .
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't a bolo tie scream out, "redneck?"
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
LifeOnaPlate wrote:[...] We could even arrange a nice lunch. My wife will need to accompany us, of course. I wouldn't want you to see it as a date or anything.
Just an FYI, if LifeOnaPlate's wife tells you to meet them at Applebee's, it really means Olive Garden.
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead." ~Charles Bukowski
LifeOnaPlate wrote:[...] We could even arrange a nice lunch. My wife will need to accompany us, of course. I wouldn't want you to see it as a date or anything.
Just an FYI, if LifeOnaPlate's wife tells you to meet them at Applebee's, it really means Olive Garden.
But when one is married, and one requires a night of solitude, one can exploit this particular anomaly.
One moment in annihilation's waste, one moment, of the well of life to taste- The stars are setting and the caravan starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste! -Omar Khayaam
LifeOnaPlate wrote:Actually, if you don't mind, I always wear a bolo tie, . . .
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't a bolo tie scream out, "redneck?"
You're wrong. Bolo ties are inanimate objects and cannot scream.
One moment in annihilation's waste, one moment, of the well of life to taste- The stars are setting and the caravan starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste! -Omar Khayaam