Mormon Church, wrong again re masturbation

[_harmony]

... Harmony...

You must have been missing me again, Loran. 'Cause I've been too busy to post on this thread. You, however, have been working overtime on it.

[_Gazelam]

Coggins7 wrote:
so masturbate away, and eat, drink, and be merry in the mean time.

As a general rule, I am against masturbation, but I am really really against doing so and eating at the same time.

[_Coggins7]

Let's change the focus of this thread, shall we (say don't you notice its always the same lefties and cultural libertines who are drawn to threads about sex and masturbation. Beastie, Moniker, Schmo, B&L, Harmony (oh, and Coffecat, she really liked porn...).

Drag 20 dollars through a trailer park and who knows what you'll find...

I see 6 of your posts on page 2, Coggs. You may already be a winner.

(In other words, it's probably best to avoid silly cheap shots and merely stick with the topic (I almost said "at hand"))

I guess you don't quite get it yet, so I'll help a little. This entire thread is a silly cheap shot at the Church.

OK, now you're up to speed.

[_asbestosman]

I guess you don't quite get it yet, so I'll help a little. This entire thread is a silly cheap shot at the Church.

OK, now you're up to speed.

Sure Coggins, but I'm quite satisfied with those who keep embarassing themselves by bragging about their, uhh, preferred method of prostate "health". And this after some here keep fabricating claims about others doing it with assumption being that it is mockworthy. That irony alone is too much. Throwing further rocks (no pun intended) at them while standing in a glass house just doesn't seem wise or necessary in this case.

Just my $.02 (which ain't worth much nowadays thanks to the crumbling dollar).

[_antishock8]

Let's change the focus of this thread, shall we (say don't you notice its always the same lefties and cultural libertines who are drawn to threads about sex and masturbation. Beastie, Moniker, Schmo, B&L, Harmony (oh, and Coffecat, she really liked porn...).

Drag 20 dollars through a trailer park and who knows what you'll find...

Wow. Psychopath Mormon.

[_Some Schmo]

Sure Coggins, but I'm quite satisfied with those who keep embarassing themselves by bragging about their, uhh, preferred method of prostate "health".

Who's embarrassed? If you think people who are open about something that's just not that big a deal should be embarrassed, you should be embarrassed. Why do you think people should be embarrassed about sex?

How silly.

Perhaps if you could provide a single real reason not to masturbate (one that doesn't involve supernatural beings or the supposed morality of sexually frustrated old men), maybe I'll reconsider my stance, but we both know you can't. You're simply conditioned to think it (or more specifically, feel guilt about it), so the subject is over for you. Pretty sad, man. I'd just caution you against projecting your own embarrassment on others. Glass houses, and all that.

[_Mercury]

...who keep embarassing themselves...

Why do you feel this way? I think its just showing how different you perceive this topic when compared with mainstream society.

[_silentkid]

I'm quite satisfied with those who keep embarassing themselves by bragging about their, uhh, preferred method of prostate "health".

I consider you to be one of the more intelligent posters on this board. This doesn't sound like you. A couple of personal questions (if you don't feel like answering them, that's okay):

Did you masturbate as a teenager?
How old were you when you got married?

[_asbestosman]

How old were you when you got married?

23

[_asbestosman]

...who keep embarassing themselves...

Why do you feel this way? I think its just showing how different you perceive this topic when compared with mainstream society.

I don't discuss my toilet activities because it's embarassing. I don't brag about how big or how many stools I have. I don't talk about how many liters of urine I excrete. How silly.

Besides, you keep ragging on Nehor about it. Obviously you feel it's mockworthy.