Sethbag wrote:LDS believe that God lives in the Celestial Kingdom. If we lived with God, as spirits, before we were born, then we too lived in the Celestial Kingdom. If we can return to live with God again, and the place to which we are to return is the Celestial Kingdom, then it follows that we lived in the Celestial Kingdom as spirits.
If the Celestial Kingdom represents an actual degree of glory (a condition as much as a place) they are not the same. I don't know why this is so difficult for you.
You're right, I don't believe any of this. It's gibberish. Arguing about where we lived as spirits is, as Hitchens might say, really just white noise. But it's still LDS theology, and you're twisting and turning to try to get out of the intellectual jam that contradictory and nonsensical LDS theology puts you in.
Hitchens is an ass.
Free yourself, LOAP. I know you will. You got into this apologetics crap way too early in life. You're a smart enough guy, and I predict, with 99.9% confidence, that within five to ten years you won't be able to take it anymore, and you'll give up apologizing for this crap. It will happen. I have half a mind to send you my name and phone number, and email address, just so that when you finally do, you'll have at least one person you can turn to who will understand what you're going through.
Yes, and it is also inevitable that there is a day coming when you will undoubtedly want to call me up, a la Jacob Marley, and take back all your rants and shake your chains at me in warning.