Congratulations to INCONCEIVABLE for reaching Godhood

[_CaliforniaKid]

I always knew Inconceivable was a god among men. Now it's official.

[_Inconceivable]

I thought I requested a roast. No one remembers?

[_Bond...James Bond]

I thought I requested a roast. No one remembers?

Do you like potatoes with your Roast Beef?

[_Moniker]

Congrats, Inconceivable!

Farm boy to God!




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VmrT56- ... re=related

[_Inconceivable]

I thought I requested a roast. No one remembers?

http://mormondiscussions.com/discuss/vi ... 415#104415

http://mormondiscussions.com/discuss/vi ... 704#104704

[_Bond...James Bond]

I thought I requested a roast. No one remembers?

http://mormondiscussions.com/discuss/vi ... 704#104704

Well I'll get the roast going.


When I first met Inconcievable at one of the many MDB get-togethers. I saw him from far off. He sticks out like a sore thumb. Handsome yes, but ugly in a patrician big nosed sort of way. Which of course was hard to notice because he was with his ugly chick. I'm sure she's got a lovely personality but Jesus Christ she'd make Ray Charles flinch.

Anyways, he was at the concession table getting a punch or something. I really didn't notice. He's not that interesting. Sort of nebbish you want the honest truth. So anyway, he comes strutting up to me and said, "Do you know who the best person to come outta the Mormon Church is?"

And I asked: "Steve Young?"

Apparently that wasn't what he wanted to hear and he went huffing and puffing off. I guess my statement took a little bit of the wind out of his sails. But he is quite resiliant, so the next year, same get together he comes walking straight up to me and said, "I remember what you said last year and I'm here to tell you you're totally wrong." So I said, "You were rejected by the Y and went to the U of U right? That's why you're so pissy. by the way...why aren't you wearing pants?" Actually I said..."who are you?" Remember he's kinda nebbish and instantly forgettable. Like Woody Allen if he was an ugly deaf mute who can't tell jokes. Actually that's even better cause Woody Allen sucks. But I digress. Back to the story.

So inconcievable then took offense at me saying he'd went to the UofUtah. Apparently he was quite proud to have not attended the UofUtah or any other low grade college. In fact I soon learned that he didn't attend any college because of his pride at wanting to go to the Harvard of the West. Actually he suffers from autism and smoked too much cannibis in high school, so he kinda was at a point where he sucked at life. But back to the story. He wasn't wearing any pants.

I still haven't figured out why he wasn't wearing pants. :/ But long story short we ended up getting stoned and now we are facing a multitude of charges dealing with distribution of beaver tranquilizers and indecent and lewd behavior.



(J/K)

[_Bond...James Bond]

If anyone thinks the above post is weird blame it on it being 2 AM, me watching the Pianist, and eating spaghettios.

[_moksha]

If anyone thinks the above post is weird blame it on it being 2 AM, me watching the Pianist, and eating spaghettios.

Don't forget the tight pair of underwear.


Congratulations Inconceivable!

[_CaliforniaKid]

the Pianist

Goood movie!

[_Dr. Shades]

But long story short we ended up getting stoned and now we are facing a multitude of charges dealing with distribution of beaver tranquilizers and indecent and lewd behavior.

She has to give her consent before you distribute beaver tranquilizers.