Amputee healed

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_Scottie
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Although...why are they calling it "pixie dust"???

Doesn't that sound like something you buy from the shady guy behind the 7-11 and snort off of a mirror in the ladies room?
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Re: Amputee healed

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Loquacious Lurker wrote:
The Nehor wrote:Cells from a pig bladder, Jesus's spit....it's all good. PRAISE GOD!!!!!
Pigs are unclean animals, and you shouldn't be eating them, or even touching them. The punishment for both in the Old Testament is DEATH.

"Isaiah 66:15 For behold, the LORD will come in fire, and his chariots like the stormwind, to render his anger in fury, and his rebuke with flames of fire. For by fire will the LORD execute judgment, and by his sword, upon all flesh; and those slain by the LORD shall be many. Those who sanctify and purify themselves to go into the gardens, following one in the midst, eating pig’s flesh shall come to an end together, says the LORD."

Isaiah prophesied that in the end people who ATE PIGS were going to die. I'd think that using pig bladders, when Leviticus specifically says not to even TOUCH pigs, would also count.

Ether 9: 18
And also all manner of cattle, of oxen, and cows, and of sheep, and of swine, and of goats, and also many other kinds of animals which were useful for the food of man.

There is one more thing from the Book of Mormon...
Wasn't the Book of Mormon people jews? Or we have found the cause of their extinction! They ate pigs!

Columbia Encyclopedia wrote: swine,
name for any of the cloven-hoofed mammals of the family Suidae, native to the Old World.

I will write my disclaimer to that encyclopedia: in the New World LIVED this creatures but all of them was eaten by Lamanites.
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_The Nehor
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Re: Amputee healed

Post by _The Nehor »

ludwigm wrote:
Loquacious Lurker wrote:
The Nehor wrote:Cells from a pig bladder, Jesus's spit....it's all good. PRAISE GOD!!!!!
Pigs are unclean animals, and you shouldn't be eating them, or even touching them. The punishment for both in the Old Testament is DEATH.

"Isaiah 66:15 For behold, the LORD will come in fire, and his chariots like the stormwind, to render his anger in fury, and his rebuke with flames of fire. For by fire will the LORD execute judgment, and by his sword, upon all flesh; and those slain by the LORD shall be many. Those who sanctify and purify themselves to go into the gardens, following one in the midst, eating pig’s flesh shall come to an end together, says the LORD."

Isaiah prophesied that in the end people who ATE PIGS were going to die. I'd think that using pig bladders, when Leviticus specifically says not to even TOUCH pigs, would also count.

Ether 9: 18
And also all manner of cattle, of oxen, and cows, and of sheep, and of swine, and of goats, and also many other kinds of animals which were useful for the food of man.

There is one more thing from the Book of Mormon...
Wasn't the Book of Mormon people jews? Or we have found the cause of their extinction! They ate pigs!

Columbia Encyclopedia wrote: swine,
name for any of the cloven-hoofed mammals of the family Suidae, native to the Old World.

I will write my disclaimer to that encyclopedia: in the New World LIVED this creatures but all of them was eaten by Lamanites.


The people in Ether weren't Israelites. They left the Old World long before the Law of Moses was given.

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Post by _Gazelam »

So this is why God doesent want us eating pigs.....
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