Mormon Church, wrong again re masturbation

Post by **_Trevor** » Sat May 03, 2008 2:10 am

Evidently, these dogs still do live sessions:

Post by **_Trevor** » Sat May 03, 2008 2:12 am

The ladies wear something a little more traditional:

Post by **_beastie** » Sat May 03, 2008 2:14 am

ok, I snorted!

Post by **_Trevor** » Sat May 03, 2008 2:18 am

Too bad someone hadn't heard of Dogwin's Law:

Post by **_asbestosman** » Sat May 03, 2008 2:22 am

beastie wrote:
Are you that uneducated in the ways of the average dog?

abman's dogs are Mormon

I never considered dogs licking themselves to be all that exciting for the dog.

Besides, my family's dog would howl out of frustration if he was around a female dog in heat but didn't get to provide stud services. I used to have a recording of it somewhere. If he could take care of the frustration, I didn't think he'd howl as he did.

Post by **_Coggins7** » Sat May 03, 2008 2:25 am

How old are you again, Trevor?

Post by **_Trevor** » Sat May 03, 2008 2:26 am

asbestosman wrote:I never considered dogs licking themselves to be all that exciting for the dog.

Mormon

Post by **_beastie** » Sat May 03, 2008 2:35 am

LMAO!

abman, hate to break it to ya - but they're using your leg. The nonmormon ones, that is. ;)

Post by **_Brackite** » Sat May 03, 2008 2:46 am

Trevor wrote:
beastie wrote:abman's dogs are Mormon

And I think Mormon dogs have the coolest temple wear:

Notice the provisions they make to keep the tongue away from the "private zone."

LOL! Now there is one of the very, very few dogs who would likely be able to get a Temple Recommend.

Post by **_Pokatator** » Sat May 03, 2008 2:57 am

Coggins7 wrote:How old are you again, Trevor?

Who cares it's funny. Coggy you are in desperate need of some relief, I'll let you determine the dosage. Don't hurt yourself.