Hammer: "God is Smiting the Bible Belt"

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I am uncertain whether Hammer realizes that some posts get picked up and reprinted in some online religious digests.
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God just smited NC with a lot of rain last night. He smited my garden with a half-dozen irises in full bloom. He also smited my green lawn with green-ness. I haven't watered my lawn once this year so far. He smited my laceleaf Japanese maple with a bout a half foot of growth in the last three months. I'm going to the NC Zoo today to see lion and tigers. Oh my. How God smiteth the South.

I just smitethed a cup of coffee.
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I live in NC. We did have a tornado come through our area on Thursday night. It was pretty scary.

The storm blew by us. But there are other areas near us that received quite a bit of damage. The thing is, there were quite a few Church members affected, too.

Hammer is an idiot. (Yes, that was an ad hominal statement. LOL)
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Post by _Coggins7 »

Hammer is an idiot. (Yes, that was an ad hominal statement. LOL)



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Post by _solomarineris »

Bond...James Bond wrote:Could be worse...we could be living in Utah.


Naw...Hold on...Do not even disparage the quality of life in Utah.
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Post by _KimberlyAnn »

I just read the MAD thread and was pleased to see Hammer rebuffed by most of the respondents.

Hammer's posts, while virulent, are too ridiculous to be hard hitting. His hammering is utterly ineffectual. I believe his moniker to be a misnomer.

If he must use the moniker "Hammer", his avatar should be:

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Post by _antishock8 »

Utah is cool. I mean, the mountains are beautiful, and the snow can be great if you ski, etc... But it's by no means "God's country". There are places that are literally breathtaking, and while Utah is nice it also has some pretty crappy downsides, too. Brine shrimp smelliness seems like smiteth-fulness to me. Also, it's very brown and ugly most of the year on the hillsides and deserts. However, it's lack of greenery also means a lack of nasty insects that like to pester non-smited people. I don't know. I think every place has upsides and downsides. To be so myopic is pathetic, though.

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KimberlyAnn wrote:Hammer's posts, while virulent, are too ridiculous to be hard hitting. His hammering is utterly ineffectual. I believe his moniker to be a misnomer.


Maybe he calls himself that because he owns several pair of those awesome puffy pants.
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Re: Hammer: "God is Smiting the Bible Belt"

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Mister Scratch wrote:A rather nasty thread on the aptly named MADboard, begun by the militant and uber-TBM poster named Hammer, which helps reveal the mindset (and sense of humor) of certain TBMs:

Hammer wrote:I remember as a youth hearing a J. Golden Kimball story:

He had had some very life threatening and harrowing experiences in his mission among the Bible Belt Christians and once was heard saying something about killing them all and then baptising for the dead as the only way they could save these Bible thumpers.

Well as I have been watching the disasters pummelling our country I noticed an imbalanced amount of the disasters were in this area. I wonder if the Lord is trying to tell them something. wink.gif


(The thread in question is entitled, "Bible Belt Getting Belted--pelted--drowned--etc.) Some here will no doubt recall the public shaming of David Bokovoy for similar insensitive comments.


Hammer is a bit extreme and nuts. I think he represents few TBMs.
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Post by _Brackite »

KimberlyAnn wrote:I just read the MAD thread and was pleased to see Hammer rebuffed by most of the respondents.

Hammer's posts, while virulent, are too ridiculous to be hard hitting. His hammering is utterly ineffectual. I believe his moniker to be a misnomer.

If he must use the moniker "Hammer", his avatar should be:

Image

KA


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