Hammer: "God is Smiting the Bible Belt"

Post by **_Boaz & Lidia** » Sun May 11, 2008 2:49 am

KimberlyAnn wrote:I just read the MAD thread and was pleased to see Hammer rebuffed by most of the respondents.

Hammer's posts, while virulent, are too ridiculous to be hard hitting. His hammering is utterly ineffectual. I believe his moniker to be a misnomer.

If he must use the moniker "Hammer", his avatar should be:

KA

What does he do with that handle?

Post by **_solomarineris** » Sun May 11, 2008 3:00 am

antishock8 wrote:Utah is cool.]

I spent most of my free time in Utah's deserts, i.e "Colorado Plateau". The Mormons do not rule there, The real Prophet one needs to follow
is Edward Abbey there. But it takes some interest and education to know about it.

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Sun May 11, 2008 3:34 am

solomarineris wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:Could be worse...we could be living in Utah.

Naw...Hold on...Do not even disparage the quality of life in Utah.
It's a great State to live. Mormons think they own it but ants & worms think they they own my house too.

You keep the Mormons and the Mountain West (I've lived in the West). I'll keep my Southern comfort. Anyone want some cold ice tea? :)

Post by **_Gazelam** » Sun May 11, 2008 5:38 am

krose wrote:
KimberlyAnn wrote:Hammer's posts, while virulent, are too ridiculous to be hard hitting. His hammering is utterly ineffectual. I believe his moniker to be a misnomer.

Maybe he calls himself that because he owns several pair of those awesome puffy pants.

Post by **_TygerFang** » Sun May 11, 2008 6:16 am

Bond...James Bond wrote:
solomarineris wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:Could be worse...we could be living in Utah.

Naw...Hold on...Do not even disparage the quality of life in Utah.
It's a great State to live. Mormons think they own it but ants & worms think they they own my house too.

You keep the Mormons and the Mountain West (I've lived in the West). I'll keep my Southern comfort. Anyone want some cold ice tea? :)

aw come on. you can't hate the many mountains, some are even the cool tall, jagged, and dangerous ones. Plus there are these Utah Truffles which come in several different flavors lol.

Post by **_Gazelam** » Sun May 11, 2008 6:37 am

Wait till you see what God has in store for all those crazy sinners in California:

As Maynard James Keenan once said: "Learn to swim".

Post by **_TygerFang** » Sun May 11, 2008 7:05 am

Gazelam wrote:Wait till you see what God has in store for all those crazy sinners in California:

As Maynard James Keenan once said: "Learn to swim".

God's smitting Disneyland?!

Post by **_Gazelam** » Sun May 11, 2008 7:11 am

God's smitting Disneyland?!

Donald Duck should have worn his pants.

Post by **_moksha** » Sun May 11, 2008 7:11 am

TygerFang wrote:God's smitting Disneyland?!

Don't worry, Uncle Walt will stay safely frozen up in the Ganite Vaults.

Post by **_truth dancer** » Sun May 11, 2008 11:33 am

Hey Jason,

Hammer is a bit extreme and nuts. I think he represents few TBMs.

Perhaps but the underlying belief is alive and well.

The belief that if something "bad" happens God is punishing someone for their sin, if something "good" happens God is blessing her/him for their righteousness.

(But of course if something good happens to a bad person, or something bad happens to a good person, then it becomes a test).

;-)

~dancer~