Impure food vs impure thoughts
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Rich american tourists (sorry...) are sitting in a restaurant in Barcelona. One of them discover something weird rotundity at the next table.
He calls the waiter:
- Does that on that plate is THAT ... ?
- Yes Sir, as we are in the neighbourhood the arena, that is THAT.
- We want ...
- We are very sorry, Sir. There is a long reservation list, should I book You to next year october 12th?
Next year october 12th comes, the group is getting the meal.
On the plate are something cherry-sized wrinkled near-spherical ... something more weird.
- Waiter! WAITER!! What is this?
- We are very very sorry, Sir. Today the bull was the winner.
He calls the waiter:
- Does that on that plate is THAT ... ?
- Yes Sir, as we are in the neighbourhood the arena, that is THAT.
- We want ...
- We are very sorry, Sir. There is a long reservation list, should I book You to next year october 12th?
Next year october 12th comes, the group is getting the meal.
On the plate are something cherry-sized wrinkled near-spherical ... something more weird.
- Waiter! WAITER!! What is this?
- We are very very sorry, Sir. Today the bull was the winner.
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- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
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Some Schmo wrote:I can't really think of a more disgusting thing to eat than kidney, given its function. I'm not quite sure how people eat snails, either.
Mayo, on the other hand, is awesome.
There was a french Elder in my district this one time, who found some really huge snails on the sidewalk one day when it rained. He decided to see if they were edible, so he picked one up and took it back to the pad. He made a mayonaise sauce and boiled the snail, put the sauce on it, and popped it in his mouth. After chewing it a bit he ran to the sink and threw up hard. He never tried that again.
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Some Schmo wrote:I can't really think of a more disgusting thing to eat than kidney, given its function.
No shizzle. I worry about British cuisine given all the organs they eat. (steak and kidney pie, Haggis [in Scotland], ...)
(I hope no one points out the many flaws in what I eat...)
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harmony wrote:Bond...James Bond wrote:(I hope no one points out the many flaws in what I eat...)
Are you a fan of the 4 most prominent food groups, Bond? you know... sugar, salt, fillers, and preservatives?
Oh yeah. Yellow No. 5 is why ambrosia.
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Sethbag wrote:Yoghurt always kind of grossed me out with its live bacteria cultures. And think about fermented drinks, which are fermented with yeast bacteria. And the unfiltered ones that look cloudy do so because of all the dead bodies of the yeast that are floating around in the drink.
im sure you know this but Alcohol is basically yeast piss.
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Some insects called the human race
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And lost in space...and meaning
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time
And lost in space...and meaning
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Some Schmo wrote:I can't really think of a more disgusting thing to eat than kidney, given its function. I'm not quite sure how people eat snails, either.
Mayo, on the other hand, is awesome.
Hey, kidneys aren't bad if you boil the piss out if them first.
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