Leykis 101

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Dr. Shades wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:Um.....yeah. What if the guy doesn't want to have sex after 3 dates?


Then he's gay.


Okay. Nice to see there's no middle way for men to behave besides sex or homosexuality. Personally I like to think we're a bit more diverse than that.

Paranoid much?


When it comes to child support for 18 years, is there any reason not to be paranoid?


I guess. Although if you're carrying around a bottle of Tabasco in your wallet next to your condom then maybe you should just leave both at home. If you're worried about the girl blackmailing you then how can you enjoy the lovemaking?

Oh yeah. Keep the woman feeling like s*** and she'll put out.


Well, if there's one thing that women have zero interest in sexually, it's a "nice guy."


I love when one guy speaks for all women. It's just the height of foolish.
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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Jersey Girl wrote:Why anyone would give more than minimal thought to what appears to be a bottom of the barrel thinker, I have no clue.

Consider this reposted by Bond regarding complimenting women:

"It gives them a sense of power. You want to be in control. You don't want to let them think they can manipulate you. It raises her self-esteem and will probably lessen your chance of getting laid."

I see, so the guy devotes his broadcasts to teaching men how to manipulate women to give men a sense of power.

Uh huh.

Don't tell me you take this guy seriously, GoodK, or I'd have to assume that you're as base in your thinking what he is putting out.


Depends on what you mean by take seriously.

I am a big fan, for one. There is more to the show than Leykis 101, but yes I love the Tom Leykis show and listen as often as I can. Do I follow all the "rules" he has? No. I've been in some long term relationships since high school. And I'm 23. But I SO wish I hadn't gotten emotionally involved or into relationships with any of them. Seriously.

The hot sauce - if a girl is going to do that to a guy, well, I don't know...
I'm not the meet a chick at a bar and take her home kind of guy at all.

And I don't hook up with girls that sleep around and hang out in clubs or that would try and hijack my sperm.

The single mothers thing doesn't work for me either. I like moms.

Do I think all women are like Tom Leykis says? No. But I know a few that are.
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Bond...James Bond wrote:
Okay. Nice to see there's no middle way for men to behave besides sex or homosexuality. Personally I like to think we're a bit more diverse than that.


The purpose of dating is sex, isn't it?
Well, if there's one thing that women have zero interest in sexually, it's a "nice guy."

I love when one guy speaks for all women. It's just the height of foolish.


Not all. Just most. But yes, girls are not interested sexually in nice guy. Reminds of that scene in Bedazzled, when Brandon Frasier becomes more sensitive..
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GoodK wrote:
The single mothers thing doesn't work for me either. I like moms.



Good answer! :)
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GoodK wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:
Okay. Nice to see there's no middle way for men to behave besides sex or homosexuality. Personally I like to think we're a bit more diverse than that.


The purpose of dating is sex, isn't it?


Yeah...but it's not the only purpose. Leykin seems a bit hung up on sex and procreation.

Not all. Just most. But yes, girls are not interested sexually in nice guy. Reminds of that scene in Bedazzled, when Brandon Frasier becomes more sensitive..


I don't think a nice guy necessarily means that they're soo sensative they can't concentrate cause of damn sunsets. Yeesh. Most guys are probably 1/2 nice and 1/2 primal. I think Leykin is just not allowing for complexity in men [or women].
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Um.....yeah. What if the guy doesn't want to have sex after 3 dates?


That's not a bad tactic Bond, to say say stuff like that to try and make it look like you're "different" than all the others. Nice work, my friend.
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Gadianton wrote:
Um.....yeah. What if the guy doesn't want to have sex after 3 dates?


That's not a bad tactic Bond, to say say stuff like that to try and make it look like you're "different" than all the others. Nice work, my friend.


LOL.
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GoodK wrote:
Mercury wrote:CombOver appeals to the basement dwelling, sexually inexperienced white trash mentality of misogynistic frat boys.


Your pic: is that ectoplasm merc? Did you see that ghost?

Does CombOver hit a little close to home?
He is a Libertarian, Atheist, and not affiliated with the LDS church so I don't really know why else would you feel so bitter towards him.


Look, I sure as hell can be one uncouth motherf*****. hands down, I am the master. BUT, I do not beat a dead horse of poonanny seeking, beer drinking and basic douchebaggery.

I used to listen to CombOver and think MAN, that caller talking to "the professor" (what a pretentious cock sucker) just admitted on radio that he has a wife who he cheats on. (REEEEALLY!!!!...god, what a douchebaggy thing to keep saying...REEEALY!!!!Who the “F” does he think he is, fire Marshal Bill?).

Look, I know you are young, your whole brain hasn't developed yet and you have no idea what style and grace are. You are a virgin Most Likely. I get it. I used to be like you, getting behind a shallow misogynistic shock jock. “F” man, start listening to podcasts or something.

Pull up itunes and search for the following:

Dan Carlins Hardcore History
The Skeptics Guide to the Universe
This American Life
EscapePod
anything from NPR or the BBC
NOW with Bill Moyers
PRI:Radio West with Doug Fabrizio

Download them, tell CombOver he can take his lines that appeal to basement dwelling, sexually inexperienced white trash misogynistic frat boys and go to intellectual hell.
If you don't know how to do this then sorry, I don't speak pidgin retarded.

Maybe when you are 25 you will start getting what I am saying but by then when your third babys momma is hauling your ass to court for child support it will click.

Good luck f****r, ditch combover.
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Mercury wrote:Look, I sure as hell can be one uncouth idiot. hands down, I am the master. BUT, I do not beat a dead horse of poonanny seeking, beer drinking and basic douchebaggery.



Right. You'd rather beat the "Mormons are stupid" dead horse. Got it champ. Keep beating up those evil Mormons. Dooche bag.



Mercury wrote:Look, I know you are young, your whole brain hasn't developed yet and you have no idea what style and grace are. You are a virgin Most Likely. I get it. I used to be like you, getting behind a shallow misogynistic shock jock. f*** man, start listening to podcasts or something.


I'm as much of a virgin as you are tan, poor guy. Ever make it outside? Sorry you are so unappealing.

Look, even though you are bitter, you and your pasty wife can still continue to boringly procreate, once a month if you are lucky, as your hairline continues to recede. That is fine. Tom Leykis has a word for guys like you... (insert cat smilie)

You're just mad because you didn't figure out the church was false in time to keep from shackling yourself to the first women who let you see her naked, huh?

Now I know I'm not 25 yet, but it is easy to see the true meaning behind your senseless post. Mercury is a balding, pale, middle age man -- confined by marriage and parenthood -- who likes to come to this website and tell Mormons how stupid they are. But he must be reminded of how over his life is whenever GoodK mentions Tom Leykis.

Adding insult to injury, GoodK seems to be getting more than enough of the opposite sex, while Mercury is reduced to verbally flashing female posters and complaining on www.mormondiscussions.com about how his wife spends too much time on the computer while his kids watch cartoons all day.
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Bond...James Bond wrote:
GoodK wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:
Okay. Nice to see there's no middle way for men to behave besides sex or homosexuality. Personally I like to think we're a bit more diverse than that.


The purpose of dating is sex, isn't it?


Yeah...but it's not the only purpose. Leykin seems a bit hung up on sex and procreation.


What other purpose? I don't see any other reason to date someone besides trying to hook up with them. But you are absolutely right, and I should have disclaimed this from the very beginning. Leykis 101 is about getting sex, not finding a soul mate.
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