Leykis 101

[_Bond...James Bond]

Okay. Nice to see there's no middle way for men to behave besides sex or homosexuality. Personally I like to think we're a bit more diverse than that.

The purpose of dating is sex, isn't it?

Yeah...but it's not the only purpose. Leykin seems a bit hung up on sex and procreation.

What other purpose? I don't see any other reason to date someone besides trying to hook up with them. But you are absolutely right, and I should have disclaimed this from the very beginning. Leykis 101 is about getting sex, not finding a soul mate.

I don't know...talking. Exchanging ideers. Intimacy [besides physical]? Social companion/associate?

[_Mercury]

Look, I sure as hell can be one uncouth idiot. hands down, I am the master. BUT, I do not beat a dead horse of poonanny seeking, beer drinking and basic douchebaggery.

Right. You'd rather beat the "Mormons are stupid" dead horse. Got it champ. Keep beating up those evil Mormons. Dooche bag.

Look, I know you are young, your whole brain hasn't developed yet and you have no idea what style and grace are. You are a virgin Most Likely. I get it. I used to be like you, getting behind a shallow misogynistic shock jock. f*** man, start listening to podcasts or something.

I'm as much of a virgin as you are tan, poor guy. Ever make it outside? Sorry you are so unappealing.

Look, even though you are bitter, you and your pasty wife can still continue to boringly procreate, once a month if you are lucky, as your hairline continues to recede. That is fine. Tom Leykis has a word for guys like you... (insert cat smilie)

You're just mad because you didn't figure out the church was false in time to keep from shackling yourself to the first women who let you see her naked, huh?

Now I know I'm not 25 yet, but it is easy to see the true meaning behind your senseless post. Mercury is a balding, pale, middle age man -- confined by marriage and parenthood -- who likes to come to this website and tell Mormons how stupid they are. But he must be reminded of how over his life is whenever GoodK mentions Tom Leykis.

Adding insult to injury, GoodK seems to be getting more than enough of the opposite sex, while Mercury is reduced to verbally flashing female posters and complaining on www.mormondiscussions.com about how his wife spends too much time on the computer while his kids watch cartoons all day.

sigh, oh the volleys of youth, struck from the forge of inexperience.

Life is Life man, for better or worse. The characterization given does not hurt me, as my life is full of happiness regardless of what you think you know of me. Your attempt at insulting me does nothing to offend, as I recognize your tactics clearly. Grow the “F” up dude.

[_Dr. Shades]

I don't know...talking. Exchanging ideers. Intimacy [besides physical]? Social companion/associate?

Perhaps, but only after you get some.

[_marg]

What other purpose? I don't see any other reason to date someone besides trying to hook up with them. But you are absolutely right, and I should have disclaimed this from the very beginning. Leykis 101 is about getting sex, not finding a soul mate.

I was thinking that Leykis's suggestions were more about seeking a committed relationship than a one night stand. Of course if all one is interested in is sex, then toss out the dates which after a 3rd date had none and it doesn't look like there will be any any time soon. If sex is the goal, then you want to come across either a horny female who may or may not be very discriminating, or someone who frequently has sex with just about anyone, or someone who is discriminating and does find you appealing and may be aggressively seeking you not vice versa. So if you keep not wasting time with those who don't willingly want sex within first 3 dates you are bound to come across those who do, that's a no brainer.

As far as serious relationships I agree for example of not spending much on first few dates, it's better to find out if someone is interested in you rather than on what is spent on them. And someone who is really interested doesn't care about how much is spent. I agree with not being overly nice, overly accommodating, that doesn't mean one should be disrespectful.

As far as sex with women on first few dates, gameplaying is not going to make much difference. For a discriminating female, I think she generally seeks good genes (subconsciously) so in many cases it's either a function of you have them or you don't for whatever it is she finds appealing. And in some cases it can take more than a few dates to be fully appreciated. I agree sex is important in committed relationships. Talking from personal experience, it is horrible being in a marriage with the main problem being the sexual drives are lop-sided, one high and the other low. The result is lots of anger and frustration/stress. So if you have a high drive you should seek someone with a high drive as well, and in that case Leykis' advice might work by eliminating from the dating pool, those who at the beginning show little interest.

[_GoodK]

sigh, oh the volleys of youth, struck from the forge of inexperience.

Life is Life man, for better or worse. The characterization given does not hurt me, as my life is full of happiness regardless of what you think you know of me. Your attempt at insulting me does nothing to offend, as I recognize your tactics clearly. Grow the f*** up dude.

Listen, this is what I know. I know this is the second time you have attempted to insult me in a Tom Leykis related thread... so you got a little taste. I don't care if I offended you or if you recognize my tactics clearly (Methinks thou protesteth too much). I think you should grow a pair, dude...

[_Mercury]

sigh, oh the volleys of youth, struck from the forge of inexperience.

Life is Life man, for better or worse. The characterization given does not hurt me, as my life is full of happiness regardless of what you think you know of me. Your attempt at insulting me does nothing to offend, as I recognize your tactics clearly. Grow the f*** up dude.

Listen, this is what I know. I know this is the second time you have attempted to insult me in a Tom Leykis related thread... so you got a little taste. I don't care if I offended you or if you recognize my tactics clearly (Methinks thou protesteth too much). I think you should grow a pair, dude...

Well there you go. Put two and two together and examine CombOver in the same critical light you apply to Mormonism.

[_GoodK]

Put two and two together and examine CombOver in the same critical light you apply to Mormonism.

**raises eyebrows**

I do, Jimbo. But you haven't given me anything to work with. Go ahead and tell me what your beef is with the Leykis show, if you have even heard it. Tell me what he is wrong about. But first stop blabbering about his balding head -a bit hypocritical, wouldn't you say?

[_Yoda]

I don't know...talking. Exchanging ideers. Intimacy [besides physical]? Social companion/associate?

Perhaps, but only after you get some.

Shades, you're naughty!

;)

[_Mercury]

Put two and two together and examine CombOver in the same critical light you apply to Mormonism.

**raises eyebrows**

I do, Jimbo. But you haven't given me anything to work with. Go ahead and tell me what your beef is with the Leykis show, if you have even heard it. Tell me what he is wrong about. But first stop blabbering about his balding head -a bit hypocritical, wouldn't you say?

My beef is that it, like any other show, CombOver has a target demographic of mooks it appeals to. A good way of pickng out the more mongoloid of the youth these days is to identify those who follow silly shock jocks, stupid trends and basically those who try to pose as gangsters while living the idyllic suburban life (yes, I saw your myspace page).

I see a great deal of me in you. I used to listen to CombOver (yes, im going to keep calling him CombOver. Phil Hendrie started it and i'm picking it back up. Speaking of Hendrie, why don't you do a little research and learn what real radio entertainment is like, hehe). I used to because the damn radio in the Governmet car I used could only pick up one station. I'm serious. There were several syndicated programs. Don and Mike, Phil Hendrie and CombOver were on when I had the car every day for three damned years. I would drive from state office building to state office buldig fixing computers. It was either CombOver or silence in the Vegas heat running up and down the highway. I became angered as I would listen to CombOver and his blatant Misogynist attitude and the douchebags who would call in exaggerating their sexual conquests.

You feel he has ords of wisdom. Fine. Ya know what? If you want to have cheap sex with uninteresting girls, more power to you. But one day you will look back on tis time as true freedom. When reality sets in as you age hopefully you will pick up that this behavior is unacceptable. I hope you recognize the folley of CombOver 101. Cheap sex with women is what you get with Leykis 101. You get what you pay for.

And honestly...how successful have you been at getting poontang from CombOver 101?

[_Yoda]

And honestly...how successful have you been at getting poontang from CombOver 101?

I'm rather curious about the answer to that question, myself, GoodK. LOL

Merc, you're a doll.

Hopefully, there are more men like you and Bond out there.

;)