Leykis 101

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Mercury wrote: Phil Hendrie started it and I'm picking it back up. Speaking of Hendrie, why don't you do a little research and learn what real radio entertainment is like, hehe).


Phil Hendrie is awesome, and I am also a huge fan of his. I used to listen to him when I was younger. I don't think he is on the radio any more.
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GoodK wrote:
Mercury wrote: Phil Hendrie started it and I'm picking it back up. Speaking of Hendrie, why don't you do a little research and learn what real radio entertainment is like, hehe).


Phil Hendrie is awesome, and I am also a huge fan of his. I used to listen to him when I was younger. I don't think he is on the radio any more.


Is he better than CombOver though? Hell yes. You don't hear me shouting the ethics of Steve and Bobbie Doolie.

Phil's critique of moronic bottom feeders like CombOver is that they are playing a character JUST LIKE PHIL IS DOING!!!!!
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Mercury I've not listened to the Leykis radio show except a snippet on the net posted by a link from this MB.

Aside from the show or the sort of person Leykis is, what in that Leykis list posted previously do you find most offensive? Did you see any good advice? Also what do you consider cheap sex to be? Do you think people should withhold having sex until they are into a serious relationship or planning to get into one, until marriage? What are the main reasons you think men should not seek numerous sexual partners?
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liz3564 wrote:
Merc wrote:And honestly...how successful have you been at getting poontang from CombOver 101?



I'm rather curious about the answer to that question, myself, GoodK. LOL

Merc, you're a doll.

Hopefully, there are more men like you and Bond out there.

;)



Hopefully more men like Mercury? Yikes.... ;)

I don't get any "poontang" from Tom Leykis. As far as I know he is a man, and doesn't have such a thing.
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Mercury wrote:
My beef is that it, like any other show, CombOver has a target demographic of mooks it appeals to. A good way of pickng out the more mongoloid of the youth these days is to identify those who follow silly shock jocks, stupid trends and basically those who try to pose as gangsters while living the idyllic suburban life (yes, I saw your myspace page).


I doubt you saw it if you arrived at that conclusion. But if you want to check me out, go ahead. www.myspace.com/sweetketamine (my profile is set to private)


I became angered as I would listen to CombOver and his blatant Misogynist attitude and the douchebags who would call in exaggerating their sexual conquests.



And I find nothing funnier than when angry men call in and tell Tom how it "really is" and how Misogynistic he is. The other day some idiot called in telling Tom he was wrong for "degrading women and families". Tom then said, "Your parents are divorced, and you were raised by your mother, weren't you son?" Of course he was. So Tom later asked where this young man got his sense of family values.
This guy actually said a Jack Johnson music video. Now I almost crashed my car at this point, laughing so hard. Then as Tom continued to probe this young mans mind, a Jack Johnson song started playing in the background. I had to pull over. Radio shows that utilize schtick humor and silly voices are good too, at times.

Have you ever called the show, Merc? 1 800-5800-TOM. I think you should call in and let him know how you feel. He comes on at 3 PM PST.

You feel he has ords of wisdom. Fine. Ya know what? If you want to have cheap sex with uninteresting girls, more power to you.

But one day you will look back on tis time as true freedom. When reality sets in as you age hopefully you will pick up that this behavior is unacceptable. I hope you recognize the folley of CombOver 101. Cheap sex with women is what you get with Leykis 101. You get what you pay for.

And honestly...how successful have you been at getting poontang from CombOver 101?


Very successful. But long before I listened to Leykis. Leykis 101 appeals to me because he gives advice on how to not get taken advantage of by women. It's not about being mean to women, it is about not getting screwed over by them. And learning their tricks. I've never had too much trouble meeting women, relationships are my problem.
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GoodK wrote: So Tom later asked where this young man got his sense of family values.
This guy actually said a Jack Johnson music video.


That sounds like a set-up, no one would say they got their family values from a video. by the way Jack Johnson's songs remind me so much of Eagle Eye Cherry's and that song reminds me of Death Defied by Will http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ70Luo_MXY
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marg wrote:
GoodK wrote: So Tom later asked where this young man got his sense of family values.
This guy actually said a Jack Johnson music video.


That sounds like a set-up, no one would say they got their family values from a video. by the way Jack Johnson's songs remind me so much of Eagle Eye Cherry's and that song reminds me of Death Defied by Will http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ70Luo_MXY


I am trying to find the pod cast for it. It's funny. In the meantime, here is a good one for Mercury.

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/1078147.mp3
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GoodK wrote:
I don't get any "poontang" from Tom Leykis. As far as I know he is a man, and doesn't have such a thing.


As far as you know? I will take the high road here and leave that goldmine alone for now. As I see you are deflecting, i'll take it that CombOver's Patented Poontang Procurement Process is not testing out to be a valid method for Bedding Beautiful Buxom Babes.

You are a kid...from LA. Your new position in the Shady Acres Lodge is Junior Douchebag. Its OK, you will grow out of it I am sure. Maybe by that time i'll be able to buy you a beer and not get arrested for providing alcohol to a minor.
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GoodK wrote:
marg wrote:
GoodK wrote: So Tom later asked where this young man got his sense of family values.
This guy actually said a Jack Johnson music video.


That sounds like a set-up, no one would say they got their family values from a video. by the way Jack Johnson's songs remind me so much of Eagle Eye Cherry's and that song reminds me of Death Defied by Will http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ70Luo_MXY


I am trying to find the pod cast for it. It's funny. In the meantime, here is a good one for Mercury.

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/1078147.mp3


Notes from this pathetic program, observations by an adult:

* I observe that:
--Tom spent the first couple of minutes covering up the low production values and inexperienced staff that he has the budget for.
--Tom goes into a description of anti-tom monologue, not bringing up talking points but instead just saying that there are people out there that hate CombOver. He seems to be offering up the lines to people who both listen to his program and hate him, kinda like finding an anti Mormon going up to bear his testimony.
--He berates Dean again. Dean is the call screener/engineer/coffee errand boy and probably Toms handjob and sodomy provider.
--blahblah thephonenumberis blahblahblah
--droning on and on wasting his advertisers money, taking a great deal of time squeezing the phone number again and again out of his orifice of a mouth.
--Caller Cindy: Self Described Tom Hater. She "listens alot", finds tom Disturbing. Tom manipulates the woman, calls her daughter a whore, insinuates that her daughter in high school has an ammount she might charge for sex. Tom says you should not pay more than 40 $ for sex. Calls himself Americas original feminist. Woman caves and says that she apologizes for being the "typical woman". She must masturbate to Alien, the scene with the chest burster. Tom makes "I am everyman" statement, caller collapses into a sleeping pill and opiate coma, chokes on own vomit. Its disquieting that Tom uses insecurity discussing her daughters sexuality on a syndicated radio program. She does not defend but is star struck and agreed with everything CombOver says. Its even more shocking that you could
--Tanya: "you are an incourigable insufferable pig". CombOver states that women can have emotions after he is done ejaculating into them. Tom declares "your husband is a pussy" after ten seconds discussing superficial qualities of her husband. Tom declares he has many (unquantified) followers. Developing feelings for women is bad because they are just there to ejaculate into. Tom is rich and Tanya is wrong is Toms argument. A fat balding loudmouth declares he gets pussy all the time. Tom once again declares that hating women is wrong but having no emotional link with a sexual partner you just screw and kick out of the house is an ideal. Mercury dies a little inside for listening to CombOver.
--John: He agrees with most of what he says. Leykis has been married 4 times, tom counters that he is not teaching ways to get and stay married. Mercury is reminded of extremely repressed homosexuals who always talk about "boning chicks" while listening to CombOver. Discussion drifts into spirituality somehow. CombOver does not realize that Johns argument has nothing to do with CombOver's perception of said argument. Caller is obviously a fan trying to get on the show. Tom plays along with staged radio delay prank instead of cutting the call, filling what should have been unfunded dead air with no advertisers. They laugh over the dumbest bit ever for 5 minutes.
--Mercury throws up and has an anurism from the extreme waste of time I just endured.

Junior Douchebag, you need to grow the “F” up.
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Mercury,

that's exactly how I remember the show ! Its the dumbest thing I ever heard. I can't believe he has the following he does, do these people not realize the chaotic misery they are manipulating their lives into if they follow this jackass's philosophies?
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
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