Doctor Steuss wrote:If I'm dead, it isn't exactly going to do G-d a whole lot of good.
You plan to be useless to God in the afterlife? Eternity is a long time to be useless. I thought heaven would be meaningful.
when believers want to give their claims more weight, they dress these claims up in scientific terms. When believers want to belittle atheism or secular humanism, they call it a "religion". -Beastie
yesterday's Mormon doctrine is today's Mormon folklore.-Buffalo
when believers want to give their claims more weight, they dress these claims up in scientific terms. When believers want to belittle atheism or secular humanism, they call it a "religion". -Beastie
yesterday's Mormon doctrine is today's Mormon folklore.-Buffalo
Woohoo, I have a cool story to tell all the people in the Spirit World. If I'm not quite dead I then attack the guy with the gun and have an even better story.
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics "I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
Woohoo, I have a cool story to tell all the people in the Spirit World.
Have at it. I'd rather have a cool story to tell all my homies in the real world, you know, the one that actually exists, ie: this one we're living in right now. ;-)
Mormonism ceased being a compelling topic for me when I finally came to terms with its transformation from a personality cult into a combination of a real estate company, a SuperPac, and Westboro Baptist Church. - Kishkumen
Sethbag wrote:Have at it. I'd rather have a cool story to tell all my homies in the real world, you know, the one that actually exists, ie: this one we're living in right now. ;-)
Well, truthfully I'd hope I survived, wrestled the gun from the guy, fought an extended duel involving the sewers, a subway train, a construction site, an airplane, a ferris wheel, and a nice restaurant which I would eventually win. Then I'd have a cool story for both sets of people. Something like this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=KjQwLCC9_2w
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics "I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
SatanWasSetUp wrote:If I was a Mormon, I would proclaim him a false prophet until I was safe. Then I would visit my bishop and begin the repentence process.
mms wrote:Say you and your family of seven (wife, six kids) were eating a nice meal together at The Viilage Inn and a psychotic Evangelical with a 38 in his hand grabbed you and put a gun to your head and said "proclaim now that Joseph Smith was a false prophet or die" -- what would you do? Proclaim or not proclaim?
(Assume for purposes of this hypothetical that you would indeed be shot and killed unless you proclaimed as much.)
Proclaim of course. It is important to placate psychotic killers with guns. Let him move on to the next table so we can eat.
Say you and your family of seven (wife, six kids) were eating a nice meal together at The Viilage Inn and a psychotic Evangelical with a 38 in his hand grabbed you and put a gun to your head and said "proclaim now that Joseph Smith was a false prophet or die" -- what would you do? Proclaim or not proclaim?
(Assume for purposes of this hypothetical that you would indeed be shot and killed unless you proclaimed as much.)
I would so proclaim without hesitation and reverse it when the situation was over. I see no need to repent any more than that. Unless of course I thought there was a higher purpose in not proclaiming.....