Cafeteria Mormons

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_Runtu
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Post by _Runtu »

The Nehor wrote:
I have one of those. I made it myself:

"The indicator of doctrine to me is the prompting of the Holy Ghost. As for what everyone else in the Church chooses to believe or how they decide what to believe, who the hell cares?"


I suspect the Correlation Department would disagree with you, as would BKP.
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Runtu wrote:
The Nehor wrote:
I have one of those. I made it myself:

"The indicator of doctrine to me is the prompting of the Holy Ghost. As for what everyone else in the Church chooses to believe or how they decide what to believe, who the hell cares?"


I suspect the Correlation Department would disagree with you, as would BKP.


Yeah, but it's their job to care. I'll just find my seerstone and move on. :)
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Post by _Trevor »

The Nehor wrote:Yeah, but it's their job to care. I'll just find my seerstone and move on. :)


You have a seerstone. Damn. I am sooo jealous.
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Post by _moksha »

Runtu, given what we know about polygamy, is it unreasonable for her to want to jetison it? Is there any reason to believe it was actually Godly policy to begin with?
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Post by _Yoda »

moksha wrote:Runtu, given what we know about polygamy, is it unreasonable for her to want to jetison it? Is there any reason to believe it was actually Godly policy to begin with?


In my opinion, no.

And, frankly, I think more of us are cafeteria Mormons than not...at least those of us who function in society semi-normally. LOL

I'll expand on this more later.
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Post by _The Nehor »

liz3564 wrote:And, frankly, I think more of us are cafeteria Mormons than not...at least those of us who function in society semi-normally. LOL


Does this make me an anarchist?
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Post by _Yoda »

The Nehor wrote:
liz3564 wrote:And, frankly, I think more of us are cafeteria Mormons than not...at least those of us who function in society semi-normally. LOL


Does this make me an anarchist?


No, it makes you young and foolish. ;)
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liz3564 wrote:No, it makes you young and foolish. ;)


REPENT ALL YE UNBELIEVERS!!!!!

Oh, and I'm not so much foolish as sophomoric.
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Right Wing Nut Cases..

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Runtu wrote:Most of this is pretty harmless, but sometimes I’m surprised at what people can and do profess as “doctrine.” Take, for instance, the “tent-city” folks I’ve talked about before. These people are publicly preaching prophecies that, according to church doctrine, they have no right to receive. Similarly, the Bo Gritz/John Birch Society crowd has loudly proclaimed that the international communist conspiracy is taught in the Book of Mormon.



You hit a note with me here, Runtu:

What those "in the know" say about None Dare Call It Conspiracy (By Gary Allen, 1971):

"I wish that every citizen of every country in the free world and every slave behind the Iron Curtain might read this book"

Ezra Taft Benson
Former Secretary of Agriculture


I recall my right wing Mormon Bircher buds talking about how the church would kick some Red butt when Ezra T. became the prophet. They were the guys I used to target shoot with - you know, the ones that actually had a two year supply (that was official doctrine, BC - did you have one?).

Boy, were they disappointed when he spent much of his tenure ill and unable to speak - a conspiracy, of course.

They didn't think much of his lefty spokesman, Hinkley.
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Post by _Yoda »

Nehor wrote:Oh, and I'm not so much foolish as sophomoric.



True! ;)

by the way, there are some scriptural passages you may want to take a look at in the Juliann thread. You asked for a CFR, and I provided it.

;)
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