Wives of Joseph on display at the Mormon Manti Pageant!!

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_Inconceivable
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KimberlyAnn wrote:Now I know why the sword is referred to as flaming. So there are references to flaming swords, but not in the JoD. Thanks!


If it were in the Journal of Discourses it wouldn't be doctrinal.


(barf)
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They are soo cute. I will ask my wife tonight

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If she'd entertain the thought of having some of white & delightsome girls as sisterwives.
Besides, she could use some help around the house and stuff like that.
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can someone please give a good reference of Joseph Smith making this flaming sword claim. I've never seen this quote so I suspect it's bogus.
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Virgins.
Permission of first wife.

How did Joseph get around the plain language of the 'commandment'?
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Flaming or not, isn't that kind of low-brow for God??

I mean, doesn't he usually destroy with lighting??
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Mahonri wrote:Virgins.
Permission of first wife.

How did Joseph get around the plain language of the 'commandment'?


The revelation was for Emma's eyes only. It was so he could secure her permission to marry the Lawrence and Partridge sisters.

Section 132 was drafted to govern Emma's conduct, not Joseph's.
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Post by _Jason Bourne »

I remember walking up to one Christian (dressed up as a “wife”) yesterday who had tears in her eyes. I asked her what the matter was and she simply said she was overwhelmed with sorrow over all the Mormon people at the pageant who were deceived by the Mormon religion. All around us were very cordial, very outstanding interactions going on.


Oh how tender and sweet. Oooooooo...

One wonders if this tender little Christian woman scrutinizes her own faith with the same methodology she reserves for the LDS faith. I highly doubt it. Might create a bit of cog dis.
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Can any of them cook or clean? Or more importantly, swat flies?

lol
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bcspace wrote:Can any of them cook or clean? Or more importantly, swat flies?

lol


Are you looking for more openings in your harem?

LOL
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Post by _moksha »

KimberlyAnn wrote:
The sword may not have been aflame


Could it have been a light sabre? My guess is that the Angel and the sword where metaphorical.
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