cksalmon wrote:William Schryver wrote:You know, Dan, I understand my morbid fascination with the goings on here in The Great and Spacious Trailer Park. I more or less grew up on the wrong side of the tracks and so I have a soft spot in my heart for snotty-nosed, shabby bastard children like Mr. Scratch and his cohorts here in the Circle Jerk Suite.
What's your excuse?
;-)
Yes, Dan, unfortunately, this really
is indicative of the quality of the company your apologetic worldview inspires. Weep for it, I beg you, in the name of decency.
Nice, huh?
This is akin to the forced laughter of scientologists on talk show programs: "HA-HA-HA!!! Critics are poor and live in trailer parks! HA-HA-HA!!! Critics masturbate together and spill their semen on each other! HA-HA-HA!!! Critics are homosexuals! HA-HA-HA!!! Critics are really nasty homosexual people. HA-HA-HA!!! They do nasty stuff! HA-HA-HA!!!They like to get together and masturbate! HA-HA-HA!!!"
Yes, this is right up there with SHIELDS in terms of scholarly interchange.
Can we get Schryver's homosexual masturbatory fantasies involving trailer-park dwelling critics archived on SHIELDS? Surely his contributions to LDS apologia merit archiving, right?
I mean, Schryver is the best shield that Hauglid can manufacture.
And, really, isn't it about time that we start officially equating LDS critics, a la Schryver, with those nasty "faggots?"
I mean, that was his point, right? "Faggots" are nasty. Critics are nasty. Critics are "Faggots."
(I mean utterly no offense to any or all of my homosexual readers, here. I think Will's comments are extremely demeaning to both LDS critics
and male homosexual persons.)