A tale of two First Presidency letters ....

Post by **_Canucklehead** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:12 am

rcrocket wrote:
guy sajer wrote:I personally would never go to a Jewish Orthodox board and mock their belief in God. But were they to come here, I'd have no hesitancy telling them that I think their God is a figment of their overactive imaginations, just as I think your Everlasting God is a figment of your overactive imagination.

Um, they don't.

What you do is equivalent to throwing turds on the roof of the synagogue and then running away before your identity can be learned. However, in your case, it isn't a Jewish synagogue. It is the house of true belief in the Everlasting God.

LOL

Classic.

_rcrocket · Post by **_rcrocket** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:14 am

I am indeed sure. The time you spend on this Board attacking the faith of many, including the faith of your own family, is really silly. I mean, it may be cathartic for you, and make you feel good about yourself -- pat yourself on the back for your erudition and your academic self triumphing over the typical GED-level poster on this board -- but in reality, your posts mock the righteous.

Post by **_KimberlyAnn** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:16 am

Canucklehead wrote:
rcrocket wrote:
guy sajer wrote:I personally would never go to a Jewish Orthodox board and mock their belief in God. But were they to come here, I'd have no hesitancy telling them that I think their God is a figment of their overactive imaginations, just as I think your Everlasting God is a figment of your overactive imagination.

Um, they don't.

What you do is equivalent to throwing turds on the roof of the synagogue and then running away before your identity can be learned. However, in your case, it isn't a Jewish synagogue. It is the house of true belief in the Everlasting God.

LOL

Classic.

Quit laughing, you Cowardly Turd-throwing Reprobate!

(You may now wear your old CTR ring with shame! Or pride, whichever you prefer.)

KA

Post by **_The Dude** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:21 am

rcrocket wrote:Why don't you go over to the Jewish orthodox boards and post comments about Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy when they speak of their beliefs?

Merely speaking of their beliefs does not really fire me up. If they want to earn my mockery, they have to go all-out like you, making threats in the name of imaginary beings. You silly fool.

Post by **_guy sajer** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:23 am

rcrocket wrote:I am indeed sure. The time you spend on this Board attacking the faith of many, including the faith of your own family, is really silly. I mean, it may be cathartic for you, and make you feel good about yourself -- pat yourself on the back for your erudition and your academic self triumphing over the typical GED-level poster on this board -- but in reality, your posts mock the righteous.

Damn straight I mock the righteous. And they so richly deserve mocking. Or better said, their beliefs so richly deserve mocking. They are by and large good to great people in the throes of religious delusion.

You want mocking, I'll give you mocking.

Hey you Everlasting God! Yeah, that's right, you! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry. Naner, naner, naner.

Honestly, Bob, you take this waaay too seriously.

Ok, technically this is taunting, not mocking. But being all-knowing, I'm sure that the Everlasting God gets the idea.

Post by **_Canucklehead** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:23 am

KimberlyAnn wrote:
Canucklehead wrote:
rcrocket wrote:
guy sajer wrote:I personally would never go to a Jewish Orthodox board and mock their belief in God. But were they to come here, I'd have no hesitancy telling them that I think their God is a figment of their overactive imaginations, just as I think your Everlasting God is a figment of your overactive imagination.

Um, they don't.

What you do is equivalent to throwing turds on the roof of the synagogue and then running away before your identity can be learned. However, in your case, it isn't a Jewish synagogue. It is the house of true belief in the Everlasting God.

LOL

Classic.

Quit laughing, you Cowardly Turd-throwing Reprobate!

(You may now wear your old CTR ring with shame! Or pride, whichever you prefer.)

KA

I'm sorry. He had me at "house of true belief in the Everlasting God". It just sounded so pompous and self-important that I could help but guffaw.

I'm a much more penitent Cowardly Turd-throwing Reprobate now. Thank you, KA!

_rcrocket · Post by **_rcrocket** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:34 am

The Dude wrote:
rcrocket wrote:Why don't you go over to the Jewish orthodox boards and post comments about Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy when they speak of their beliefs?

Merely speaking of their beliefs does not really fire me up. If they want to earn my mockery, they have to go all-out like you, making threats in the name of imaginary beings. You silly fool.

Hopefully, I am God's fool.

Post by **_antishock8** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:42 am

rcrocket wrote:
The Dude wrote:
rcrocket wrote:Why don't you go over to the Jewish orthodox boards and post comments about Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy when they speak of their beliefs?

Merely speaking of their beliefs does not really fire me up. If they want to earn my mockery, they have to go all-out like you, making threats in the name of imaginary beings. You silly fool.

Hopefully, I am God's fool.

Oh, you are. You most definitely are. *What a weird thing to wish for...*

_rcrocket · Post by **_rcrocket** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:45 am

antishock8 wrote:
Oh, you are. You most definitely are. *What a weird thing to wish for...*

Careful, you are displaying your complete illiteracy. Francis of Assisi; we should all be like him.

_rcrocket · Post by **_rcrocket** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:46 am

guy sajer wrote:
Honestly, Bob, you take this waaay too seriously.

I thought by now you could detect my leg-pulling humor. I guess not.

This is too much fun.