DANIEL C. PETERSON--GOD ASCENDANT!!!
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DANIEL C. PETERSON--GOD ASCENDANT!!!
Today I have a very, very special Godhood announcement. I, and I'm sure several others, perhaps thought that the day would come that Doctor Daniel C. Peterson would achieve his crown of exaltation and attain his mantle of godhood, but that day seemed far away, more theoretical than actual.
But today, believe it or not, Tuesday evening, June 24, 2008 at exactly 9:23 p.m. Mountain Standard Time, He (note the upper-case "H") verily accomplished it, after all that He could do!!
As the Apostle Paul so aptly said it, there be Gods many and Lords many, but let's face it, this is a VERY, VERY SPECIAL ascendancy, is it not? Thanks to His "visibility" both in print and online, I'd say that Daniel Peterson is, quite literally, the most famous living Mormon who isn't either A) a General Authority, B) an athlete, or C) an entertainer. That's quite an accomplishment, is it not?
Aside from His secular accomplishments, I'd say there's a silent consensus that He's the next Hugh Nibley, although He Himself might be loathe to admit it. Am I right about that?
Now, all other criticisms aside for a moment, let's bring out the flag of truce and reserve this thread for any and all nice or complimentary things that anyone wishes to say about Him, as is tradition.
Of course, this announcement isn't just for input from we, the unwashed masses. So, Dr. Peterson? What would you like to say, or otherwise what would you like to be your first Official Declaration?
In other words, SPEECH!! SPEECH!!
But today, believe it or not, Tuesday evening, June 24, 2008 at exactly 9:23 p.m. Mountain Standard Time, He (note the upper-case "H") verily accomplished it, after all that He could do!!
As the Apostle Paul so aptly said it, there be Gods many and Lords many, but let's face it, this is a VERY, VERY SPECIAL ascendancy, is it not? Thanks to His "visibility" both in print and online, I'd say that Daniel Peterson is, quite literally, the most famous living Mormon who isn't either A) a General Authority, B) an athlete, or C) an entertainer. That's quite an accomplishment, is it not?
Aside from His secular accomplishments, I'd say there's a silent consensus that He's the next Hugh Nibley, although He Himself might be loathe to admit it. Am I right about that?
Now, all other criticisms aside for a moment, let's bring out the flag of truce and reserve this thread for any and all nice or complimentary things that anyone wishes to say about Him, as is tradition.
Of course, this announcement isn't just for input from we, the unwashed masses. So, Dr. Peterson? What would you like to say, or otherwise what would you like to be your first Official Declaration?
In other words, SPEECH!! SPEECH!!
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
--Louis Midgley
--Louis Midgley
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Congratulations!
...not that I don't sense some kind of foul play.
...not that I don't sense some kind of foul play.
Lou Midgley 08/20/2020: "...meat wad," and "cockroach" are pithy descriptions of human beings used by gemli? They were not fashioned by Professor Peterson.
LM 11/23/2018: one can explain away the soul of human beings...as...a Meat Unit, to use Professor Peterson's clever derogatory description of gemli's ideology.
LM 11/23/2018: one can explain away the soul of human beings...as...a Meat Unit, to use Professor Peterson's clever derogatory description of gemli's ideology.
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Re: DANIEL C. PETERSON--GOD ASCENDANT!!!
Dr. Shades wrote:Today I have a very, very special Godhood announcement. I, and I'm sure several others, perhaps thought that the day would come that Doctor Daniel C. Peterson would achieve his crown of exaltation and attain his mantle of godhood, but that day seemed far away, more theoretical than actual.
But today, believe it or not, Tuesday evening, June 24, 2008 at exactly 9:23 p.m. Mountain Standard Time, He (note the upper-case "H") verily accomplished it, after all that He could do!!
As the Apostle Paul so aptly said it, there be Gods many and Lords many, but let's face it, this is a VERY, VERY SPECIAL ascendancy, is it not? Thanks to His "visibility" both in print and online, I'd say that Daniel Peterson is, quite literally, the most famous living Mormon who isn't either A) a General Authority, B) an athlete, or C) an entertainer. That's quite an accomplishment, is it not?
Aside from His secular accomplishments, I'd say there's a silent consensus that He's the next Hugh Nibley, although He Himself might be loathe to admit it. Am I right about that?
Now, all other criticisms aside for a moment, let's bring out the flag of truce and reserve this thread for any and all nice or complimentary things that anyone wishes to say about Him, as is tradition.
Of course, this announcement isn't just for input from we, the unwashed masses. So, Dr. Peterson? What would you like to say, or otherwise what would you like to be your first Official Declaration?
In other words, SPEECH!! SPEECH!!
Sorry, but Warren Jeffs is much more famous than Daniel Peterson.
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I know you said you're not particularly fond of donuts, but
I just had a vision that the "hot light" must be on at this very moment.
Congrats on your celestial accomplishment.
Congrats on your celestial accomplishment.
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